The Evil Genie Game

[Maritxu]

Granted,
but since you are not afraid of being robbed you don't lock your house and of course you get robbed

I wish I could teleport myself to wherever I want to

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, you teleport yourself right into my bed!!! Wait, that's not bad!

I wish you would teleport your self right into my bed!!!

 

[Maritxu]

You are making it difficoult for the evil genie....

Granted,
But your bed brakes

I wish my boyfriend never reads this thread LOL

 

[White2000GT]

Oh snaps! I wish he never reads it too! Granted, but he does read it.


I wish he wouldn't kill me!

 

[Maritxu]

Granted, he wouldn't kill you, but he would cut your penis off

(changing the topic in fear that bf could read it... LOL)

I wish I could work only doing something I like

 

[White2000GT]

Dayum! I'd rather he kill me...


Granted, but you hate your boss so much that you don't like the job anymore.

I wish I was at home instead of work.

 

[Tylo16]

Granted. but your home is a shithole.

I wish my coffee would stay hot.

 

[White2000GT]

Granted, but the coffee is so hot that it melts a hole in your esophagus.

I wish Bacon's post count would get "accidentally" started over at zero just so we could all see how quickly he manages to reclaim to top post whore spot.

 

[elluko]

Granted, but the coffee is so hot that it melts a hole in your esophagus.

I wish Bacon's post count would get "accidentally" started over at zero just so we could all see how quickly he manages to reclaim to top post whore spot.

ummmm... thats pretty much uncorruptable...

I wish I could work at ceasars pizza again.

 

[Tylo16]

Granted.but you get fired soon as you walk through the door.

I wish my mum cooks something nice tonight(Lasagnea is not good food ok)
P.S i know i spent lasagnea wrong.

 

[hhayes]

granted, but the meal is so good everyone eats it all before you get any.

i wish my job was more fun.

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

granted, but to try and make it more fun, HR brings in clowns & mimes.

I wish I wasn't developing carpal tunnel

 

[Haus]

granted but now you are developing Arthritis


i wish my project stang was done

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

carpal tunnel is a form of arthritis, ninny. lol

Granted, but it's only finished because it was repo'd and the guy who bought it at the repo sale finished it.

I wish I owned my own flourishing business.

 

[hhayes]

granted, but you accidentally cut off your intake bolts.


i wish i had something to do today.

 

[Haus]

granted, but you accidentally cut off your intake bolts.


i wish i had something to do today.

OMG that really did happen. Damn torque wrench.

for Jett- granted but Sugar got into your Flour

For heather- granted but once you do it youll wish you dint do anything

i wish i could retire early

 

[White2000GT]

I retire in 9 years!! Woot!

Granted, but you forgot to save any money for retirement, so now you have to get a job as a door greeter at Wal-Mart (My dream job!) where you will be damned to an eternity of listening to Air Supply until you drop dead from an aneurism from the pure, unadulterated sonic torture coming from the PA system!

I wish I had Air Supply's greatest hits on CD.

 

[elluko]

granted, but you drop the cd and then you try playing it and it plays satainic messages, 5 minutes later... satan comes out of teh ground and sais, "your time is up!"
I wish i could create fire from my finger tips

 

[Maulds]

I wish Elluko would have posted a wish

 

[elluko]

Granted.
I wish I could create fire out of my finger tips.