The Evil Genie Game

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Mrs Behavin

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The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch
The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist
Example
Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I had a million dollars
 
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Granted. You recieve notice that your beloved grandmother and grandfather have passed, leaving you one million dollars.

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I wish I was a beautiful actress

Granted, however your beauty creates so much jealusy that no one will work with you, therefore leaving you unemployed for life


I wish I was wealthy enough to never have to work
 

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Granted, however after a few months of having fun with spending sprees, ect years later after realizing you have contributed nothing to the world, and feel utterly useless, depression sets in and you kill yourself in an overdose of whatever perscription drug you are on.


I wish to never take what I have for granted
 

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I wish to never take what I have for granted

How in the world are we supposed to change that to a negative?? How about...

Granted, but you spend so much time thinking about how grateful you are to have everything that you lose your job, your wife gets sick of your praises and leaves, taking the children & the dog, your car and the house. Your friends are sick of hearing about how grateful you are for them, and no longer ask you to come out with them.

Will that work??

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I wish I was the president of a major corporation.
 

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i wish i didnt have to wish

Granted, but since the genie is evil and doesn't like the way you are manipulating the game, he beats you within an inch of your life.

I wish I could fly...
 

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Granted, but since the genie is evil and doesn't like the way you are manipulating the game, he beats you within an inch of your life.

I wish I could fly...

Granted. but you crash onto a desserted island, where noone can find you
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I wish my house would clean itself
 

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Granted, but it cleans itself with the help of a tornado... which just blows you away, doesn't it? :p


I wish I had an ice cold Corona.
 

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granted, the corona is warm, there is no beach, and no parrot to open the bottle.

I wish my husband wasn't corny
 

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I wish my husband wasn't corny


Granted, But now he is so Serious that you can no longer find joy or laughter with him, making you want to beat him with a plastic mallet just so you can remember what laughter felt like.

I wish I could read minds
 

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granted, you are haunted for the rest of your life by other peoples perverted thoughts.
I wish I could swim like a fishy.
 

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Granted, but now you must live in a very large fish bowl, and watch the world go on around you. So sad. *sprinkles some fishy food over elluko's bowl* :p



I wish I had some chips n' salsa to go with my Corona.
 

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I wish Tylo would have wished for something.

Granted, But he wishes for involves you, causing you to go into a laughing fit so hard that you have to be hospitalized for hysterical fits, causing internal damage. You can send Tylo the bill however for being the cause by not wishing to start with :D

I wish there were 2 of me
 

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Granted, But he wishes for involves you, causing you to go into a laughing fit so hard that you have to be hospitalized for hysterical fits, causing internal damage. You can send Tylo the bill however for being the cause by not wishing to start with :D

I wish there were 2 of me

Granted, but then your double kills you and assumes your life.

I wish I could make an incorruptable wish.
 

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Granted, but every photo you take turns into kiddie porn. Your camera is found and you're arrested and sent to jail.

hee.

I wish I had a new car.

damnit.:mad: i should have known. the camera guy said this camera was special.

granted, but the new car turns out to be a lemon. and so i get it. muhahaha... um, sorry..

i wish i had a girlfriend. :(
 
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