This Explains You All - Post Your Sentence!

[BigSkippy]

Okay, there are three parts to this. All together they make one sentence. Post your sentence, the answers are funny.

Pick the month you were born:

January- I had sex with
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth:

1. A prostitute
2. An Asian
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. The Devil
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The Phone
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. A Playboy Bunny
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. Governor Swartenegar
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. A porn star
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name:

A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because it calms me
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it I was high
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like to spoon
Z- Because I need to masturbate

Mine is: I made love to the tape measurer because I hate school!

Oh my! Please little ones, don't get any ideas. It was a one time thing, honestly!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I stabbed your mom because my heart is two sizes too small.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

I laughed at Govenor Schwarenger because I was drunk!

 

[Darkstar]

I crapped a Porn Star because I was drunk.

All I can say is "ouch".

 

[lemon]

"i had sex with a married mom because fruit cakes fly"

um

 

[Maritxu]

I made love to a transvestite because I was horny... Wich makes sense...

 

[hhayes]

i masturbated with my stuffed bunny because i like to spoon

 

[SilentEyz]

I murdered The Easter Bunny Because I slit my wrists

Hey those Eggshells can be rather sharp, And I still Know he intended that to happen.. and He shouldn't have been laughing at me, Besides I never really umm.. hmmm.. nevermind

 

[xZrats]

I crapped the Easter Bunny because I was bored.

 

[trope]

For me: I stabbed the Easter Bunny because fruit cakes fly.

And Leland (andcuriouser), since he's behind me: I slapped your hot sister because my mom told me to.

 

[maeflower]

I wrestled my stuffed bunny because I'm horny.

Hmm... furry!

 

[OUZBnd]

I slapped my stuffed bunny because I'm horny

 

[Mrs Behavin]

i masturbated with my stuffed bunny because i like to spoon

LMAO! I didnt know you were the type Heather!

 

[Haus]

For me: I stabbed the Easter Bunny because fruit cakes fly.

And Leland (andcuriouser), since he's behind me: I slapped your hot sister because my mom told me to.

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just playin

 

[Amadeus]

I masturbated with Governor Swartenegar Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas.

Man does his wife know about this. Heh! That was good!