My life from a Frog to a Giraffe

[Alien Allen]

Geeze been a long time so don't know where Froggy left off. Some might be repetitive but who knows what we remember after this time

Divorced in 2012 ( still available you bitches)
Still live in the same home I moved into in 2012
One daughter married and doing way beyond well financially
Other daughter still wants no part of me
Ex wife died last year. She was already dead to me so it was a blessing in a way we were divorced.
Sold or gave the business away in 2016
Was offered a job doing outside sales from one of the companies that was one of our vendors. Awesome opportunity that has given me some extra $$$
Bought a 2012 Corvette 5 years ago. (are you paying attention you available bitches?)
My rock Maggie my yellow lab died in 2013 which was worse than the divorce or my parents deaths. Sounds crazy but I was a mess

I have been a failure on dating sites. None of the bitches would admit it but there is a 1% chance of them being interested in a short man. So given the state of confusion in this messed up country I live in.
I now "Self Identify as a Giraffe" My pronoun will be Zoo

 

[freakofnature]

S'up bitch.

You and I seem to have had similar success on dating sites.

 

[freakofnature]

Holy crap, I got it completely wrong. You're a prick, not a bitch. Geez. It's been too long.

 

[RUBESH]

wow you have been living a great life with a lot of wars

 

[Fergal]

Sold or gave the business away in 2016

What type of business was it? Do you have any regrets about that?

 

[Alien Allen]

What type of business was it? Do you have any regrets about that?

Family business Water Well Drilling. 120 plus years old. I HATED it!! Made a good living but it changed me. Dealing with assholes is not my forte and there were tons of them over the years

 

[Alien Allen]

Grumpy ole Froggy. Tired of the cable company bullshit. The run around has been just fucking epic

I was on a road trip a month ago and a woman stopped me in the bar and asked as I was walking out if I was Bill Bellicheck. I don't see it.

Ribit

 

[AUDRAA]

Aww Im sorry about the dog Froggy (youll always be Froggy to me) It is hard to lose a pet, its like losing a kid, but better behaved one. I got divorced too but did find a great guy on a dating site. We've been together 7.5 years now, not officially married yet but call him the hubby, not in a huge hurry to sign up to lose half my shit again for the 3rd time lol

 

[Alien Allen]

Aww Im sorry about the dog Froggy (youll always be Froggy to me) It is hard to lose a pet, its like losing a kid, but better behaved one. I got divorced too but did find a great guy on a dating site. We've been together 7.5 years now, not officially married yet but call him the hubby, not in a huge hurry to sign up to lose half my shit again for the 3rd time lol

happy for ya. My golf buddy is doing the same. He would lose his widower pension from his departed wife if he officially married. I told him to go to the church and get their blessing and fuck with making it official at the city office. Yeah losing Maggie was the worst. I knew it would be hard but it was the worst. She literally dropped dead at my feet a few moments after having a seizure. At least I did not have to put her down which I knew was coming as she had tumors. One bled so bad I thought she got in a fight with an animal in the back yard. The next one there were spots around where she had been shaved. It sucks. She was 12. Now my black lab is 10 this fall and either she or I will go first.