What is the best drinking toast you know?

[Vajk]

I was inspired to make this thread by a recent Reddit question. What is the best toast you've ever heard? I'm partial to these:

"Here's to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will."
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"To absent friends. "
Good in a bar when everyone is having a good time, but that one friend just couldn't make it.
Good at weddings when people couldn't make it.
Good at funerals to remember those that have left.

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"May the best of our todays be the worst of our tomorrows."

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And here's my personal favorite:

Here's to a long life and a happy one,
A quick death and an easy one,
A good girl and an honest one,
A cold pint and another one.

 

[NuckingFuts]

Here's to you!
Here's to me!
Best of friends we will always be.
But if we ever disagree.
Fuck you!
Here's to me.

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Friends may come and friends may go and friends may peter out...

But, you my friend, will be my friend...

Peter in, or peter out.

 

[Loyal]

I was inspired to make this thread by a recent Reddit question. What is the best toast you've ever heard? I'm partial to these:

"Here's to the floor, who will hold you when no one else will."
-------------
"To absent friends. "
Good in a bar when everyone is having a good time, but that one friend just couldn't make it.
Good at weddings when people couldn't make it.
Good at funerals to remember those that have left.

-------------

"May the best of our todays be the worst of our tomorrows."

-------------

And here's my personal favorite:

Here's to a long life and a happy one,
A quick death and an easy one,
A good girl and an honest one,
A cold pint and another one.

Honestly, I have never heard anyone do a toast like these. People usually just say, here's the a fun night or lets toast. lol. Never any chants like these. Seems like a UK thing. I just say CHEERS UP! and tap their glasses.