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[h=5]The Irish Bic Lighter

Paddy and Sean were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Paddy pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Sean for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Sean replied
Reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Bejasis, man!' exclaimed Paddy, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Sean, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a fecking Genie?' Paddy asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle Box,' says Sean.
'Could I see him?'

Sean opened his tackle box and sure enough, out popped the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, Paddy said, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'SURE! I will,' said the Genie.

So Paddy asked the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappearedback into the tackle box leaving Sean sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.
Shortly, the Irish sky darkened and was filled with the sound of amillion ducks..... flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Paddy yelled at Sean, 'What the hell? I asked for a million Bucks, not a million ducks!'

Sean answered, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY..[/h]
 

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the irish bic lighter

paddy and sean were fishing on the irish shoreline when paddy pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked sean for a light. 'ya, shure, i tink i haff a lighter,' sean replied
reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a bic lighter 10 inches long.
'bejasis, man!' exclaimed paddy, taking the huge bic lighter in his hands. 'where'd yew git dat monster?'
'well,' replied sean, 'i got it from my genie.'

'you haff a fecking genie?' paddy asked.
'ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says sean.
'could i see him?'

sean opened his tackle box and sure enough, out popped the genie.
Addressing the genie, paddy said, 'hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'sure! I will,' said the genie.

So paddy asked the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappearedback into the tackle box leaving sean sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the irish sky darkened and was filled with the sound of amillion ducks..... Flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks paddy yelled at sean, 'what the hell? I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

sean answered, 'ya, i forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink i asked for a 10 inch bic?'

happy st. Paddy's day..

ffs :D
 

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The Irish Bic Lighter

Paddy and Sean were fishing on the Irish shoreline when Paddy pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Sean for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Sean replied
Reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'Bejasis, man!' exclaimed Paddy, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands. 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Sean, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a fecking Genie?' Paddy asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle Box,' says Sean.
'Could I see him?'

Sean opened his tackle box and sure enough, out popped the Genie.
Addressing the Genie, Paddy said, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master. Will you grant me one wish?'

'SURE! I will,' said the Genie.

So Paddy asked the Genie for a million bucks. The Genie disappearedback into the tackle box leaving Sean sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.
Shortly, the Irish sky darkened and was filled with the sound of amillion ducks..... flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Paddy yelled at Sean, 'What the hell? I asked for a million Bucks, not a million ducks!'

Sean answered, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY..

:giggle
 
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