Special classes for women!

[Jackass master]

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday 's noon, 2 hours.​ Class 11​ Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.​

sent to me by a friend now somewhere in the Federal Protection Program . .. ...

 

[The Man]

Yes..they did miss some though.
How to talk the the person in the back seat{while going down the highway} without staring in the rear view mirror.

Gauging how much beer is in a can by how far the man tips it back so she can get a beer without having to be told to do such.

 

[MsPoppy]

TM... I thought you could come up with at least 10

 

[The Man]

TM... I thought you could come up with at least 10

I was being lazy

 

[Natasha]

*smh* I'd bet my next paycheck you didn't share this w/ your wife, LMFAO

As for the list...a hot curling iron place in a bathroom cabinet would be stupid. I'll sign up my mom for Class 6 if it includes not talking specifically at my favorite part of any given song. But, for the record, "Medicine for PMS" only works on cramps and bloating...it doesn't work on the hormones, LOL And God knows I would prefer to shop by myself over shopping w/ a man ANY day!!! Unless the man loves to shop, too, LOL

Gauging how much beer is in a can by how far the man tips it back so she can get a beer without having to be told to do such.

I had a friend, no shit, that would rattle the ice in his glass to signal for his wife to fix him a new drink. And she would do it, every single time.

 

[The Man]

I had a friend, no shit, that would rattle the ice in his glass to signal for his wife to fix him a new drink. And she would do it, every single time.

He shouldnt have to rattle the glass, she should keep an eye on the level of the tip while drinking.....but if she likes to be told to make a drink by the rattle rather than just doing it on here own and looked dick whipped thats even better.:tooth

 

[Natasha]

He shouldnt have to rattle the glass, she should keep an eye on the level of the tip while drinking.....but if she likes to be told to make a drink by the rattle rather than just doing it on here own and looked dick whipped thats even better.:tooth

He's not rattling his glass for her anymore...she divorced him and is engaged to someone else now, LOL He's remarried as well.

 

[Jackass master]

My departed FIL used to tap his coffee cup with his spoon for the wife to bring a refill. I do that to the wife now and then just to fire her up!:24: