Ladies,
How come some of your brethren opt to not wear make up when going to work? Y'all get all made up when you go meet a dude or a prospect S.O. why not continue the make up thing? It is almost as if y'all were planning a trap all along!
"let me wear make up on the first meeting, or when i go man-hunting, but as soon as i got the mofo in my grasps, I will stop wearing make up... forever! MUAAAHAHAHAHA"
Is it a feminist thing? - "I'm a woman, i come here to work not to be pretty at work!"
Is it a lazy thing - "Naaaaah, i just don't feel like putting on a face today, besides is i don't wear make up, people will automatically avoid my ass"
Is it a pride thing - "I don't need make up - i am pretty in a natural kind of way"
*Disclaimer: There are very few women that can pull the no-make up deal and i hate to break it to y'all but about 99% of y'all just can't do it*
Men,
We bathe daily, we wear clean clothes to work, we make sure we smell nice, have on matching attire and clean our hands and face, some of you hairy motherfuckers even shave daily... is it bad to expect our female co-workers to do the same?
Discuss!
How come some of your brethren opt to not wear make up when going to work? Y'all get all made up when you go meet a dude or a prospect S.O. why not continue the make up thing? It is almost as if y'all were planning a trap all along!
"let me wear make up on the first meeting, or when i go man-hunting, but as soon as i got the mofo in my grasps, I will stop wearing make up... forever! MUAAAHAHAHAHA"
Is it a feminist thing? - "I'm a woman, i come here to work not to be pretty at work!"
Is it a lazy thing - "Naaaaah, i just don't feel like putting on a face today, besides is i don't wear make up, people will automatically avoid my ass"
Is it a pride thing - "I don't need make up - i am pretty in a natural kind of way"
*Disclaimer: There are very few women that can pull the no-make up deal and i hate to break it to y'all but about 99% of y'all just can't do it*
Men,
We bathe daily, we wear clean clothes to work, we make sure we smell nice, have on matching attire and clean our hands and face, some of you hairy motherfuckers even shave daily... is it bad to expect our female co-workers to do the same?
Discuss!
