Understanding women speak!

[Jackass master]

(1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument, when they are right
and you need to shut up.

(2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It !

(5)Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a
lot' - then it is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying S .C.R.E.W.YOU!

(9)Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

[NuckingFuts]

Man I have heard all of those in one argument.

 

[Staci]

hehehehehehehehehehehe

 

[NuckingFuts]

May I also add. I survived to hear it all again.

 

[AUFred]

Whatever I did led to a lot of nothing.

 

[Natasha]

I'm telling you right now that my significant other is WAY more moody than I am, IJS And he is quite fond of "It's whatever" when talking about an issue. Drives me nuts, LOL

 

[FoxInSox]

hehehehehehehehehehehe

Indeed! LOL

 

[The Man]

I prefer a non English speaking woman.

 

[Accountable]

All languages have versions of those words. Trust me.

 

[Jackass master]

10. I did it myself but now it doesn't work right. This is to make the man curse himself for not doing it before it cost him twice as much.

 

[teh_fuzz]

I'd say i stopped trying to understand them... a few months back!
I just stare at the boobs think drift away in dreams of motorboating and well... nod

 

[porterjack]

I'd say i stopped trying to understand them... a few months back!
I just stare at the boobs think drift away in dreams of motorboating and well... nod

Boobs
Motorboat

Lovely

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[Francis]

This women speak is missing the most important one..

DO I look fat in this.. Simply said there is no correct answer to that question.. :willy_nilly:

It may be why my ex left me.. I would answer YES now get dressed in those fucken 5 minutes so we can be there on time.. :24:

 

[teh_fuzz]

This women speak is missing the most important one..

DO I look fat in this.. Simply said there is no correct answer to that question.. :willy_nilly:

It may be why my ex left me.. I would answer YES now get dressed in those fucken 5 minutes so we can be there on time.. :24:

viable options:
1. Slap on the jetpacks and leave the room without saying a word
2. Quickly grab your cellphone and walk into the other room as if you had a very important call
3. Blindly stare at her... and whisper to your kid: "Shhhh.. I hear these things can only find you if you make a sound"

 

[Francis]

viable options:
1. Slap on the jetpacks and leave the room without saying a word
2. Quickly grab your cellphone and walk into the other room as if you had a very important call
3. Blindly stare at her... and whisper to your kid: "Shhhh.. I hear these things can only find you if you make a sound"

I hate to say, but they can find you even if you don't make a sound.. :ninja