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What is something that weighs nothing. It can be seen. And if you put it in a barrel, it weighs less.
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Thought of you when I read this yesterday:
A coroner working the night shift in Cedar Bluff Ala rolls his next "patient" (a 300lb middle aged man) into the exam room to determine cause of death. As he's examining his posteriour he notices with some surprise that he has a large cork protruding from his anal sphincter. He slowly pulls it out and a voice comes booming through the orafice "Roll Tide!" it says. Horrified he pokes the cork back in. After composing himself for a moment he pulls the cork out again and sure enough the same words come forth "Roll Tide!" He's working alone but desparate to find someone to witness this miracle he decides to call his wife to come and confirm the phenom. When she finally arrives he hastily brings her into the exam room pulls the sheet off the corpse and pulls the cork out again. Her response.............You woke me up out of a sound sleep and force me to come all the way up here just to hear another A$$HOLE say "Roll Tide!?
Thought of you when I read this yesterday:
A coroner working the night shift in Cedar Bluff Ala rolls his next "patient" (a 300lb middle aged man) into the exam room to determine cause of death. As he's examining his posteriour he notices with some surprise that he has a large cork protruding from his anal sphincter. He slowly pulls it out and a voice comes booming through the orafice "Roll Tide!" it says. Horrified he pokes the cork back in. After composing himself for a moment he pulls the cork out again and sure enough the same words come forth "Roll Tide!" He's working alone but desparate to find someone to witness this miracle he decides to call his wife to come and confirm the phenom. When she finally arrives he hastily brings her into the exam room pulls the sheet off the corpse and pulls the cork out again. Her response.............You woke me up out of a sound sleep and force me to come all the way up here just to hear another A$$HOLE say "Roll Tide!?
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