Parties Like A Rockstar

[Dana]

Ugh I think I drank too much even for me. my stomach has hurt all damn day

 

[itsmeJonB]

did you throw up all over your date?

 

[Dana]

No date unfortunately and no throwing up... Just an inconvenient pain in my stomach.

 

[Maulds]

Alka-Seltzer and Pepto Bismol are your friends

 

[itsmeJonB]

Tequila shot dropped into a glass of pepto

 

[Minderella]

Tequila shot dropped into a glass of pepto

Mmm.....tequila!

 

[Kyle B]

Wow, I can't believe you just made a meme of yourself. lol

 

[itsmeJonB]

Wow, I can't believe you just made a meme of yourself. lol

internet rule: you cannot force a meme
http://ohinternet.com/Forced_Meme

 

[Dana]

Wow, I can't believe you just made a meme of yourself. lol

internet rule: you cannot force a meme
http://ohinternet.com/Forced_Meme

I thought it was funny :shrug:

 

[Zorak]

that picture is meme material though. but not in that way.

You should be careful.

 

[End Of All]

When is it going to occur to you that maybe i should cut back on the drinking a little? Or, you could eat a loaf of bread before you go drinking.

 

[AnitaBeer]

Greasy food, 7 up, and water.
Greasy food to get a lot of that alcohol out of your system, 7 up to help with the upset stomach, and the water to re-hydrate you.

 

[usandthem]

There's a cure for that.

 

[Dana]

When is it going to occur to you that maybe i should cut back on the drinking a little? Or, you could eat a loaf of bread before you go drinking.

Ok dad... LOL I'm feeling better. Most of it was just bloating... I dropped 3 pounds from yesterday to this morning.

 

[Tim]

Eat 2 bananas then chug some Sprite... that will fix everything.

 

[Minderella]

Greasy food, 7 up, and water.
Greasy food to get a lot of that alcohol out of your system, 7 up to help with the upset stomach, and the water to re-hydrate you.

For the record, the only thing that "gets alcohol out of your system" is time. Nothing else. Food/water/etc. helps to delay the effects--but there is nothing you can do to "get it out" except for waiting.

 

[Tim]

For the record, the only thing that "gets alcohol out of your system" is time. Nothing else. Food/water/etc. helps to delay the effects--but there is nothing you can do to "get it out" except for waiting.

That's not true.




You can get a blood transfusion.

 

[NuckingFuts]

For the record, the only thing that "gets alcohol out of your system" is time. Nothing else. Food/water/etc. helps to delay the effects--but there is nothing you can do to "get it out" except for waiting.

You can go to the hospital and get hooked up to a banana bag.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Works every time for [h=1]Leananshee![/h]

 

[Natasha]

For the record, the only thing that "gets alcohol out of your system" is time. Nothing else. Food/water/etc. helps to delay the effects--but there is nothing you can do to "get it out" except for waiting.

Not true. When I was a test drunk for officers learning how to do Field Sobriety Tests I passed out due to my level of intoxication. An IV of normal saline drops your BAC quite nicely. :24: :24: :24: