For Our Elderly Members like Alien Allen & Stone et al

[Johnfromokc]

GEEZER TEXTING CODES:

ATD -at the doctor.

BFF -best friend fell.

BTW -bring the wheelchair.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

FWIW -forgot where I was.

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

GHA -got heartburn again.

IMHO -is my hearing aid on?

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

OMMR -on my massage recliner.

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

TTYL -talk to you louder!

:tooth

 

[Alien Allen]

GEEZER TEXTING CODES:

ATD -at the doctor.

ya got me on that one. not my choice. trust me

BFF -best friend fell.

nope, not there yet

BTW -bring the wheelchair.

I still play hockey so nope on this one.

BYOT -bring your own teeth.

I have all my teeth except the molars. Been to the dentist 3 times in the last 30 years

FWIW -forgot where I was.

sorry but that is not just and old fart problem

GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.

no problem with my ticker

GHA -got heartburn again.

got a cast iron stomach so no problem here

IMHO -is my hearing aid on?

sadly this will be the case one day. too much rock and roll in my youth. but I am not anywhere near that point yet.

LMDO -laughing my dentures out.

no dentures or partials here. all the real deal and very few cavities

OMMR -on my massage recliner.

I go with the straight recline. No massage for me

ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.

not me. I still go to the gym also and nope it is not water aerobics

TTYL -talk to you louder!

what did you say??????????????

 

[porterjack]

great stuff LOVL (laugh out very loud)

 

[CityGirl]

LSHIPM-Laughing So Hard I Pee`d Myself.
OITIWAF - Ooops, I thought it was a fart
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent

 

[Johnfromokc]

I still play hockey so nope on this one.

 

[hart]

Both lists are good

 

[NoDak]

Define "elderly". :surrender

 

[Panacea]

Hey the Wings play some fabulous geriatric hockey, don't knock it!

 

[CityGirl]

Define "elderly". :surrender

You really don't want to know....But since you asked



Texting codes for older people

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Aug 13, 2011 –MIDDLE AGE (and beyond). TEXTING CODES: ATD -at the doctor. BFF
-best friend fell. BTW -bring the wheelchair. BYOT -bring your own teeth ...