The offtopicz ark.

[Darrell]

Whoa, wait a minute...I'm pretty sure D will vouch for me and agree that I should be allowed some portion of the rum.

Yeah, I can vouch for Tasha. It's not my rum though.

 

[fuel1316]

Whoa, wait a minute...I'm pretty sure D will vouch for me and agree that I should be allowed some portion of the rum.

ok fine you can have some but only if you promise to get handsy
:naughty:

 

[Natasha]

Yeah, I can vouch for Tasha. It's not my rum though.

You're the best!!!

ok fine you can have some but only if you promise to get handsy
:naughty:

Ask anybody that's been around me when I'm drunk...it's pretty much guaranteed. :24:

 

[fuel1316]

drunken handsy grab-fest. CHECK!

lets get this ark on the road!

 

[Veronica]

You're the best!!!

Ask anybody that's been around me when I'm drunk...it's pretty much guaranteed. :24:

Yes she is lol

 

[Natasha]

I also tend to lose clothes. :dunno

 

[fuel1316]

cool.

*grabs video cam*

 

[Natasha]

Ermm...that just reminded me...there's a video somewhere out there from, as my bestfriend put it, my "first ever dyke party." :24:

 

[fuel1316]

Ermm...that just reminded me...there's a video somewhere out there from, as my bestfriend put it, my "first ever dyke party." :24:

we call those "scissor parties"
:naughty:

 

[Natasha]

we call those "scissor parties"
:naughty:

Wow. I wouldn't have called it anything except "Liz's birthday party"...but she decided every single officer that called me that night (because they were wondering why I wasn't at work) should be told "SHE'S AT A DYKE PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Tangerine]

dont want to get wet my hair so am not going to drown... i can make a plan as the movie 2012 and go in the ark while no one notice :ninja

As breathtakingly hot as you are... no chance of sneaking in unnoticed. I'd damn sure carry you up the gangplank, Astria!

 

[Tangerine]

I'm a ninja AND I'm Batman. Ninja Batmans don't get eaten by anything.

But will you get eaten by HK? Hmmm?

 

[freakofnature]

But will you get eaten by HK? Hmmm?

If she eats me then whose sidekick would she be?

 

[NuckingFuts]

I wanna take Audra on the Ark.

 

[HK]

But will you get eaten by HK? Hmmm?

If she eats me then whose sidekick would she be?

I want to promise not to eat you Zirc, but what if we crash on a desert island and you die first?

 

[Siphorous]

I want to promise not to eat you Zirc, but what if we crash on a desert island and you die first?

Keep her body around for years to remind you of the good times :nod:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...mothers-dead-body-in-house-for-six-years.html

 

[Leananshee]

But will you get eaten by HK? Hmmm?

Probably more like tasting than eating....

 

[freakofnature]

I want to promise not to eat you Zirc, but what if we crash on a desert island and you die first?

Well, if I'm already dead, by all means, keep yourself alive.

 

[TenaciousDave]

Will there be rum?

There will be rum. I have my own secret stash of Captain Morgan and I will gladly share it with you since you are my Ark Bitch.





































But you had better put out or I'm gonna toss your ass overboard and take all the Captain for myself.

 

[Mercury]

LOL!

... thanks ....