If you woke up one day.....

[Weebs]

-as an very attractive member of the opposite sex.


What are some of the first things you would do?

Speaking for myself, I'd probably be masturbating for an entire day. But let's say you had a week, or even a month before you had to change back.
What are some of the things you'd just have to do as a member of the opposite sex?

 

[acctnt shan]

Pee my name in the snow....

 

[dancingpotato]

Pee my name in the snow....

Amazing...:nod:

I'd totally go in the locker rooms, try not get caught perving so they didnt think I was gay.

 

[HK]

If I woke up with a penis (and wasn't the victim of a drive-by gender reassignment) then predictably, I'd spend most of the day seeing what I could put my dick in.


I'd probably go out and try to pull a chick as well, see if I could actually do it with the wisdom of technically being a woman in my head

 

[Panacea]

I don't want to wake up as a hot man, I want to wake up as a hot woman! LOL
Ummm, I'd probably go to clubs and turn down hot mean girls in favor of nice unattractive women, just for a little justice.

 

[freakofnature]

I would do manly things like change the oil in my car and change the washers in my bathtub faucet.

 

[acctnt shan]

I'd probably go to the gym and check myself out while lifting weights... see what all the fuss is about when I see all the other guys do it

 

[Weebs]

Amazing...:nod:

I'd totally go in the locker rooms, try not get caught perving so they didnt think I was gay.

pssst... We'd think you were gay. But on the plus side, you would learn once and for all, that most guys are NOT hung like porn stars.

If I woke up with a penis (and wasn't the victim of a drive-by gender reassignment) then predictably, I'd spend most of the day seeing what I could put my dick in.

You'd be surprised. :tooth

I don't want to wake up as a hot man, I want to wake up as a hot woman! LOL
Ummm, I'd probably go to clubs and turn down hot mean girls in favor of nice unattractive women, just for a little justice.

I love that!


I think one of the things I would HAVE to do, would be to go clothes shopping. Just to finally see why it takes all effing day!

 

[acctnt shan]

pssst... We'd think you were gay. But on the plus side, you would learn once and for all, that most guys are NOT hung like porn stars.

They're not?

*is sad*

 

[KLD1019]

i have insane penis envy! id play with it all day! LOL

 

[satinbutterfly]

I would watch women to see if we're really as sneaky as we think we are when check men out. :ninja

 

[Siphorous]

I'd find someone to go to the toilet with and find out what the gossip is all about.

 

[Staci]

there are SEVERAL answers on here that i would do LOL

 

[hart]

I'd get on a football team so I could pat fannies all day

 

[darkcgi]

Has anyone seen the movie Hot Chick with Rob Shneider
where he is a bad guy that switches bodies with Rachel McAdams and the bad guys got her body
hes feeling him self smoking cigarettes tricking all kinds of guys out of their cars money and stuff and she is hooking and pole dancing

well that might be me

 

[dancingpotato]

pssst... We'd think you were gay. But on the plus side, you would learn once and for all, that most guys are NOT hung like porn stars.


I think one of the things I would HAVE to do, would be to go clothes shopping. Just to finally see why it takes all effing day!

I'd do it subtly. Also I think I'm in the minority but I shop like a man. Figure what I want, where to get it, go get it, come home.

 

[darkcgi]

I would be freakin broke after clothes shopping
and all the other women would be calling me trash

 

[Abcinthia]

Spin my penis in circles to see if I can take off like a helicopter.

 

[dancingpotato]

Spin my penis in circles to see if I can take off like a helicopter.

The second time I went to an ex boyfriends house (I was 20), I met his flatmate for the first time. He was drunk, naked and spinning his cock like a helicopter.

 

[Abcinthia]

The second time I went to an ex boyfriends house (I was 20), I met his flatmate for the first time. He was drunk, naked and spinning his cock like a helicopter.

Lol!

Weirdest thing I've seen a bloke do it stick a 2p coin in his forskin and tell me it was a table for dormice.

He was not even drunk.