Galvatron's Clinic

[Rusty]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I am going to address you as Triple D from now on. Dodgy Doctor Dipshit :rofl2:

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I prefered Dr Dinglehead personally...

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

You can all just call me Sir.

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Who are you kidding Dr Dinglehead?

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Back in your cage spud...i really should put a lock on that cage

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I can pick locks :ninja

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

....................:hey

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

:gives:

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I see i have confused you with someone that gives a shit:24::24::24:

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

:24: got it in one....damn I can't use the :withstupid: now :24:

 

[NoDak]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I can pick locks :ninja

so what? Galvi picks his ass and Rusty picks his nose! :yuk

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

yuk I hope he washes his hands before examining his patients *walks out of clinic*

 

[NoDak]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Okay, Galvi, seriously:
A friend is working on a Rumley tractor, about a 1922 vintage. Has problems getting the carburator put back together again as some pieces are missing. What can you do to help him?


(This should be good!)

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Well knowing he is a friend of yours i am guessing he had shit in the carb....when will people realize shitting in the carb is not an alternative fuel:hellno

Now the best way forward is to sling the carb in the bin as missing parts on one this old will never be easy to replace,and fit a pulsating dildo to flow the fuel through with alkaline triple A batteries to ignite the fuel...be sure to use plenty of lube to make sure the fuel pipe slips on with ease.

Happy tinkering.

 

[Rusty]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Has anyone else noticed that 'Galvatron' is misspelled in the thread title? :24::24::24:

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

Maybe this is not my clinic after all hahahahahahaha

 

[Rusty]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

MALPRACTICE!!! :rofl2:

 

[dancingpotato]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

I noticed that but figured someone was maybe getting it fixed....now I'm not so sure.

 

[Galvatron]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

MALPRACTICE!!! :rofl2:

That is sexist:humm:

 

[Rusty]

Re: Galvitron's Clinic

That is sexist:humm:

No, that's MALEpra-

nevermind...