How do I turn off my brain?![]()
Now that is a tricky one....as you will well know you can't turn it off but you can benefit buy getting turned on....try and focus on the turn on and your day will be a more fulfilling day.
I do I do!
Why does my little toe itch?
:lala::willy_nilly:
This is caused by a lack of excitement on a Friday night....you need to crack open a bottle of good quality wine accompanied by a good friend and take-away pizza.
Or go to work....
This is commonly caused by an over perforation of the ear drum....it sends a signal down through the left testicle and on to the little toe,make up a mixture of honey and tooth paste and massage it into the left testicle and this will stop the signal and send up a tingle to release the pressure on the ear drum.
Seriously? What kind of dodgy doctorate do you have? I wanna see your qualifications. Honey and toothpaste do not mix, just like oil and water.
An old saying you need to acquaint yourself with...."don't knock it til ya tried it"![]()
Have you tried it, Doctor Dinglehead?
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