dancingpotato
Banned PER USER's Request
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
aww bless, does he take his blanky to bed too?
aww bless, does he take his blanky to bed too?
Galvy, Rusty and Tater-Dance's Daily Bullshittin'
- Thread starter Rusty
- Start date
Users who are viewing this thread
-
804Replies
-
12KViews
-
0Participant count
-
Participants list
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Naptime? not for me. I am at work right now hahahahaha
Chapter Four:
Young Galvy awakes once again to find himself in a machine. "I'm glad you are awake!" sneers the little old lady. "It is time for the transformation." The ducks are all gathered round again chanting once more. Quack. Quack. Quack. and so on. She throws the switch. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The machine comes to life as young Galvy is scared for his life. He watches with his own eyes, one slightly off center due to a freak walking accident, as his furry body starts to change. Feathers start to pop through his skin as he begins to change shape. His feet turn to duck feet. His arms to wings! His crooked flat nose stretches into a perfect bill. But, the machine wouldnt change his brain, as it was of a kidney bean in size, and the machine couldnt find it. The little old lady was unaware of this, and as she turned off the machine Galvy escapes! He runs down a hall looking for anyway out, his new feathers flying off behind him. He finds a window and goes to jump out. But as stated before, is minimal sized brain never thought to check the openness of said window. BAM! He bounces off like a rubber ball. He gets up, and throws a chair through the window to escape. (I must give him credit for this, as it is very hard to maneuver a chair with wings.) The army of ducks had been sent to retrieve the smallbrained featherd fucker as he escaped through a hole in the backyard fence and out into the wild.
Naptime? not for me. I am at work right now hahahahaha
Chapter Four:
Young Galvy awakes once again to find himself in a machine. "I'm glad you are awake!" sneers the little old lady. "It is time for the transformation." The ducks are all gathered round again chanting once more. Quack. Quack. Quack. and so on. She throws the switch. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ The machine comes to life as young Galvy is scared for his life. He watches with his own eyes, one slightly off center due to a freak walking accident, as his furry body starts to change. Feathers start to pop through his skin as he begins to change shape. His feet turn to duck feet. His arms to wings! His crooked flat nose stretches into a perfect bill. But, the machine wouldnt change his brain, as it was of a kidney bean in size, and the machine couldnt find it. The little old lady was unaware of this, and as she turned off the machine Galvy escapes! He runs down a hall looking for anyway out, his new feathers flying off behind him. He finds a window and goes to jump out. But as stated before, is minimal sized brain never thought to check the openness of said window. BAM! He bounces off like a rubber ball. He gets up, and throws a chair through the window to escape. (I must give him credit for this, as it is very hard to maneuver a chair with wings.) The army of ducks had been sent to retrieve the smallbrained featherd fucker as he escaped through a hole in the backyard fence and out into the wild.
dancingpotato
Banned PER USER's Request
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
:24:
I wish! I miss preschool when we had naptime after lunch hahahaha
Galvy made the news!
:24:
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Chapter Five:
So anyway. As the young feathered Galvaduck was waddling for his life, (small brain, rememeber? forgot ducks could fly. What a wanker.), the army of ducks behind him were gaining fast. He didn't know what to do, so he ducked into the trees, hoping to find cover. As he was zigzagging through trees, and bouncing off of some, too, he noticed a cave, and ran in and hid quietly. As he was watching the duck army run by, not seeing him, he started to feel a warm breath on his back. Scared for his life, he peed all over his new feathers, and quietly squeaked, "is there somebody in here?" All of the sudden, the cave lit up, and he felt a hand on his back. "Do not be afraid," the voice softly spoke. "I will not hurt you. My name is Reginald, I am half donkey, and half human, and you have entered my cave. I can sense you are running from something." Galvy spoke with a trembling voice, "yes, I am. There was an army of boy-turned ducks after me. A mean old lady transformed them from children, and tried to do the same to me. But I kept my human brain, the machine was unable to transform it like the others." Reginald said, "I understand. I have been waiting for you, young Galvy." "How do you know my name?", Galvy asked. "Well, you see," said Reginald, "you are the chosen one." "Chosen for what?" asked the inquisitive, hairy-turned-feathery Galvy. Reginald then spoke, "You have no idea how important you are."
Chapter Five:
So anyway. As the young feathered Galvaduck was waddling for his life, (small brain, rememeber? forgot ducks could fly. What a wanker.), the army of ducks behind him were gaining fast. He didn't know what to do, so he ducked into the trees, hoping to find cover. As he was zigzagging through trees, and bouncing off of some, too, he noticed a cave, and ran in and hid quietly. As he was watching the duck army run by, not seeing him, he started to feel a warm breath on his back. Scared for his life, he peed all over his new feathers, and quietly squeaked, "is there somebody in here?" All of the sudden, the cave lit up, and he felt a hand on his back. "Do not be afraid," the voice softly spoke. "I will not hurt you. My name is Reginald, I am half donkey, and half human, and you have entered my cave. I can sense you are running from something." Galvy spoke with a trembling voice, "yes, I am. There was an army of boy-turned ducks after me. A mean old lady transformed them from children, and tried to do the same to me. But I kept my human brain, the machine was unable to transform it like the others." Reginald said, "I understand. I have been waiting for you, young Galvy." "How do you know my name?", Galvy asked. "Well, you see," said Reginald, "you are the chosen one." "Chosen for what?" asked the inquisitive, hairy-turned-feathery Galvy. Reginald then spoke, "You have no idea how important you are."
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Oooo... story time! *sits down and waits for more*
Oooo... story time! *sits down and waits for more*
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Let me know if it is any good....i never read his stories i just fake it:24::24::24:
Oooo... story time! *sits down and waits for more*
Let me know if it is any good....i never read his stories i just fake it:24::24::24:
dancingpotato
Banned PER USER's Request
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Oh I got more hehehehehehe
You pickle licker :rofl2:
Chapter Six:
Reginald brought Galvy into a room, and said "there is a bed for you in here. You need sleep. Drink this special elixer, and lay down. We will discuss the details in the morning." "Well, I AM tired," said feather-boy, "but what is this elixer?" "you needn't worry yourself on what it is," said Reginald. "Just drink it, dammit, and quit asking questions." Well Galvy did as he was told, and within seconds he was fast asleep. The elixer, a mix of rum, kangaroo sweat, and iguana piss did him in pretty good. The next morning, he was jolted awake by Reginals. "Young Galvy," he spoke. "It is time for your traning. Hop on my back." Galvy was a bit taken back by this proposition, but he trusted the old ass, and did as he was told. "What now, Regie-poo? Am I going to learn to be a jedi or something?" "What are you, some kind of moron?" scowled Reginald. "Jedis are imaginary. You are going to learn how to be a duck." And Reginald took him to a nearby pond, where Galvy was to learn how to be a duck. "Get in the water," said Reginald. "I can't swim!" said ducky Galv. Reggie then kicked him right in his duckarse, and into the pond he went, and sunk like a stone.
Oooo... story time! *sits down and waits for more*
Oh I got more hehehehehehe
You pickle licker :rofl2:
Chapter Six:
Reginald brought Galvy into a room, and said "there is a bed for you in here. You need sleep. Drink this special elixer, and lay down. We will discuss the details in the morning." "Well, I AM tired," said feather-boy, "but what is this elixer?" "you needn't worry yourself on what it is," said Reginald. "Just drink it, dammit, and quit asking questions." Well Galvy did as he was told, and within seconds he was fast asleep. The elixer, a mix of rum, kangaroo sweat, and iguana piss did him in pretty good. The next morning, he was jolted awake by Reginals. "Young Galvy," he spoke. "It is time for your traning. Hop on my back." Galvy was a bit taken back by this proposition, but he trusted the old ass, and did as he was told. "What now, Regie-poo? Am I going to learn to be a jedi or something?" "What are you, some kind of moron?" scowled Reginald. "Jedis are imaginary. You are going to learn how to be a duck." And Reginald took him to a nearby pond, where Galvy was to learn how to be a duck. "Get in the water," said Reginald. "I can't swim!" said ducky Galv. Reggie then kicked him right in his duckarse, and into the pond he went, and sunk like a stone.
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Like most of his lovemaking sessions. :tooth
That ain't all he fakes.
I tell ya, folks, these two aren't normal. Don't matter what thread's going on, they'll derail it to hell and back, 6 ways to breakfast.
This is gonna be a loooong day for everybody. Thank goodness Galvi goes to bed before the rest of us do................ usually.........
Ohhhhhhhhhh shit!
Like most of his lovemaking sessions. :tooth
That ain't all he fakes.
I tell ya, folks, these two aren't normal. Don't matter what thread's going on, they'll derail it to hell and back, 6 ways to breakfast.
This is gonna be a loooong day for everybody. Thank goodness Galvi goes to bed before the rest of us do................ usually.........
Ohhhhhhhhhh shit!
dancingpotato
Banned PER USER's Request
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
That means he is in my time zone right....*smacks forehead*
That means he is in my time zone right....*smacks forehead*
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Re: Galvy and Rusty's Daily Bullshittin'
Hello! Waiting for chapter seven! Hurry up and POST!
(I'm an impatient reader and bored at work)
Hello! Waiting for chapter seven! Hurry up and POST!
(I'm an impatient reader and bored at work)
dancingpotato
Banned PER USER's Request
80,474Threads
2,194,425Messages
5,013Members