Oh Fuck Moments

[HK]

I had one of these this morning.

Came downstairs and found I'd left the oven switched on all night.

All night!

Luckily, our entire house is completely electric. Still :ninja

 

[Alien Allen]

I came home and found the door wall open. Left it open all day. Luck I did not have some new pets in the house.

I have done the oven thing too. That was not a brain fart that time though. Booze
Also left a hot dog in it cooking. Smoked up the apartment complex.

 

[pjbleek]

forgot to leave a light on coming home from work one night, nearly killed myself walking into the entertainment center....

 

[pjbleek]

I came home and found the door wall open. Left it open all day. Luck I did not have some new pets in the house.

I have done the oven thing too. That was not a brain fart that time though. Booze
Also left a hot dog in it cooking. Smoked up the apartment complex.

well done hot dog for sure....lol

 

[Alien Allen]

yes it looked like a fossil

another o fuck moment was a couple weeks ago. I left me keys in the care while I went into get the dogs nails clipped. I not only left them in the car but left the car unlocked and running.

 

[pjbleek]

guy at work left his station without his keys...had to call a locksmith...gentleman really needs to get his head into the game...he has lost more monies in exchanges...he hits the wrong button and panics when he has someone watching over him

 

[skyblue]

cup final 1987

tottenhams clive allen scored after 2 minutes.......oh fuck

 

[Panacea]

*rifles in purse*

WHERE IS MY WALLET????

*frantic trips to Meijer and calls to the credit card companies later, no wallet*

I hate losing stuff. I hate screwing up in general, much more than most people lol.

 

[rback33]

During the time period I sold insurance I trained with a guy. Picked him up one cold morning at walmart... get back that evening and he can't find his keys... open my car door at his car and there are his keys in the ignition...STILL RUNNING.... his car idled for like 10 hrs at walmart...

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[freakofnature]

I was getting ready to head out to work in the morning. Could not find my keys anywhere. I ended up finding them in the lock on the outside of my door. Obviously I'd gotten home the evening before, unlocked my door and then just left my keys there. They were there all night! I could have been killed in my sleep! :willy_nilly: I've done this three times now.

 

[Panacea]

^That reminds me, once at school I thought "eh fuck, short class, I don't need to bring my purse!" *throws purse in trunk and shuffles off*
...

until I realized both my cell phone and keys were in the purse.

What a horrible mess. I had to beg people for their cell phones, and my parents never picked up, so I walked a mile in the snow (kid you not) to the police station where the agreed to open my car for free but could not give me a ride to the car (to this day I can't recall why) and I walked back, waiting to see flashing lights to guide them over to my car.


DUMB. ASS.

 

[freakofnature]

I've locked my keys in my car twice...both times when I lived in Kentucky and with the same car. The first time I was on nights. I got home from work a little after 6am. I stayed up to go to church and got home at noon. Got out of the car, locked the door, closed it. As soon as the door clicked shut I knew my keys were still in the ignition (I didn't have power locks). So here I am, dead tired because I'd been up all night and all morning and I can't get into my house. I had a spare house key as well as spare car keys but they were both inside the house. I ended up having to wait until my friend got home from work (she lived next door) at 5:00. She managed to jimmy the lock on my back door with a butter knife. I finally got to sleep at 5:30. Thank goodness I wasn't working that night. After that I hid a spare house key outside.

The second time I did it was a short time later. I was still on nights. I went to Walmart to do my grocery shopping and it was late...around 11pm, I think. I parked at Walmart, locked the door and, just like the first time, as soon as I closed the door I knew my keys were still in the ignition. So that royally sucked because now I was stuck at Walmart and I lived about 10 miles out of town so it's not like I could just walk home and get my spare keys. So I went into Walmart and as it turned out one of the cashiers was just getting off work. She was kind enough to drive me back to my place so I could get my spare car keys and then bring me back to Walmart. Thank goodness it never happened again.

 

[hart]

When I was 19 I was moving out of an apartment and came up with the bright idea of defrosting the refridgerator with my car keys.....Yup, you guessed it it broke off, I didn't have a spare and I had to pay a locksmith a bunch of money for a key.....

That was a definite Oh Fuck moment.:thumbdown

 

[Staci]

leaving the front door unlocked all day and half the night, or better yet going to sleep with the door unlocked

 

[dancingpotato]

Before I got the second lock on my door, I frequently went to sleep with the door unlocked.

Left the oven and cooker on all night (electric but almost melted the kitchen floor)

 

[Boomerang]

I never lock the front door when I am home. I never even thought about being killed in my sleep! Eeeek!

 

[dancingpotato]

my door is always locked. double. with the keys left turned in the lock

 

[Tangerine]

leaving the front door unlocked all day and half the night, or better yet going to sleep with the door unlocked

I do that all the time. Not by accident

 

[Joe the meek]

I'm more of a "SON OF BITCH" kind of guy, but two of the biggest "Oh ****" moments I can remember was the first time jumping out of an airplane and running high falls at 7' and taking a wrong line LOL

 

[HK]

6:45am - okay, I'll get up soon.

7:00am - five more minutes...

7:15am - definitely getting up this time

7:30am - I'll still be on time if I get up now and hurry...

7:45am - this time I'm up for sure, have to be out the door in 15 minutes...

8:00am - oh, fuck