WARNING! Watch how many times you crank it!

[Joe the meek]

Thought we might be able to save some people here from a possible tragedy:tooth

http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

 

[Guyzerr]

There ain't no way any human would be able to yard on his wanker 42 times in one night so I'm calling bullshit on that " news " feed. Another thing... why are all these moronic claims made in countries like the former 3CP or South America?

 

[Staci]

seriously???

 

[Guyzerr]

seriously???

41 times maybe... if you were in the picture.

 

[Natasha]

He'd have to have been raw as hell if he was doing it THAT much. If it's a true story, though, I'd be interested in seeing what the autopsy found as cause of death. Surely it would have to be either cardiac or vascular...wouldn't you think, Stac???

 

[Natasha]

41 times maybe... if you were in the picture.

She's good for the +1...IJS

:ninja

 

[Staci]

41 times maybe... if you were in the picture.

*mwuah* and if it was a 76 year old doing it 42 times, but a 16 year old? i cant see how that would happen LOL

 

[Johnfromokc]

I wonder if he broke the monkey spanking world record before he died?

 

[Boomerang]

There are plenty of worse ways to die. At least he died doing what he loved! Haha.

I only joke because surely it can't be true. If it is, then it is quite sad. The poor boy needed some help.

 

[jassilem]

Wow........ I got nothing else to add........ wow....

 

[Guyzerr]

I only joke because surely it can't be true.

It ain't true.