the 12 days of christmas jeremy kyle style

[skyblue]

12 cans of carling,
11 dna tests,
10 dads to choose from,
9 teeth between them,
8 squeezed in tracksuits,
7 stinking smackrats,
6 reebok trainers,
5 stolen rings,
4 fat slags,
3 ugly twats,
2 timing cunts,
and a wanker who parades them on tv.

 

[Peter Parka]

Haha! Very good. :thumbup

 

[Abcinthia]

Lol! That's geat!

 

[dancingpotato]

Lol, I do like Jezza :blush but I like that too!

 

[Peter Parka]

I like how "Jezza" was a serial cheat with his first wife, stole off her to fund his gambling addiction and married a second wife he had previously persuaded to get married for a trashy radio game show and then seduced her into cheating on her husband with him. Still, not much different to Jerry Springer fucking some hooker and then signing a cheque to pay for it and incriminate him, I guess. :24: Actually it's wose, Jeremy Kyle takes the high ground far more than Springer. I love how his solution to everything seems to be "you need to get a job!"

"I think my wife's cheating on me"

"Thats because you need to get a job!"

:wtf:

 

[Abcinthia]

I like how "Jezza" was a serial cheat with his first wife, stole off her to fund his gambling addiction and married a second wife he had previously persuaded to get married for a trashy radio game show and then seduced her into cheating on her husband with him. Still, not much different to Jerry Springer fucking some hooker and then signing a cheque to pay for it and incriminate him, I guess. :24: Actually it's wose, Jeremy Kyle takes the high ground far more than Springer. I love how his solution to everything seems to be "you need to get a job!"

"I think my wife's cheating on me"

"Thats because you need to get a job!"

:wtf:

Yeah I've noticed that!

I can't stand his high moral ground over everyone on his show. Even when the people on there are people who are trying to get out of the shit life they are in, he doesn't offer any support - just shouts what disgusting excuses for human beings they are.