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Here is "Rex."

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:D:thumbup Awesome!!! I'll have to do the same tonight when i play it so you can see my "Grace". LOL I added you on my PS3 btw.

Many dragons died yesterday (four if I recall). Has anyone acquired the Ethernal Shout yet?
No i haven't finished the third shout of that quest yet.

I do a lot of selling. I sell everything I find that I cannot use. Right now, I have a home, fully upgraded, and 15k gold with nothing to spend it on.
Same here. I have been killing dragons to save up to buy a house in Whiterun.:24: I think i am only another 1k away from having the 5k, so i may chop some wood at one of the mills and get some extra gold there as well.

A lot of my gold has gone on magical items to disenchant them to learn so i can enchant the better armor and weaponry i have collected. I just need to make a sword with a fire enchantment as those bloody trolls have been a bit more difficult to kill along with the ice wraiths.

MY fav weapon to use is my bow though. I love sneaking up and putting an arrow through an enemies head.:ninja:D:24:
 
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:D:thumbup Awesome!!! I'll have to do the same tonight when i play it so you can see my "Grace". LOL I added you on my PS3 btw.

No i haven't finished the third shout of that quest yet.

Same here. I have been killing dragons to save up to buy a house in Whiterun.:24: I think i am only another 1k away from having the 5k, so i may chop some wood at one of the mills and get some extra gold there as well.

A lot of my gold has gone on magical items to disenchant them to learn so i can enchant the better armor and weaponry i have collected. I just need to make a sword with a fire enchantment as those bloody trolls have been a bit more difficult to kill along with the ice wraiths.

MY fav weapon to use is my bow though. I love sneaking up and putting an arrow through an enemies head.:ninja:D:24:

I'm in love. :tooth
 

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btw, don't get the werewolf option (The Companions in Whiterun), you end up without the sleep bonus, which sucks because it means it takes longer to lvl up...or least thats what i have found.
 

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btw, don't get the werewolf option (The Companions in Whiterun), you end up without the sleep bonus, which sucks because it means it takes longer to lvl up...or least thats what i have found.

I started those quests, but got bored. I've been doing Dark Brotherhood shit!
 

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Werewolf is better than vampire. If you have to choose one. The beast form negates a horse and you don't have to keep feeding to avoid being a social pariah
 

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I started those quests, but got bored. I've been doing Dark Brotherhood shit!
Who did you kill of the three? I killed the guy who bragged about raping daughters.

Werewolf is better than vampire. If you have to choose one. The beast form negates a horse and you don't have to keep feeding to avoid being a social pariah
ooooh ok cool. I haven't run into any vamps yet so I'll keep that in mind. I think there is a cure for the werewolf too i just haven't bothered to ask about it yet.
 

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I killed the lady who ran the orphanage!
oooh i see... did you kill her before or after joining them? I killed her before joining so they took me while i slept at an inn and had me choose between three people to kill.
 

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oooh i see... did you kill her before or after joining them? I killed her before joining so they took me while i slept at an inn and had me choose between three people to kill.

I killed her before and she visited me in a dungeon I took a snooze in. :24:
 

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I killed the orphanage lady. Then in the unknown shack I killed all three people, the lady said I was a born killer and sexually attractive
 

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I killed the orphanage lady. Then in the unknown shack I killed all three people, the lady said I was a born killer and sexually attractive
OMG we were allowed to kill all three!!!? god i wish i had then. LOL You rock Zorak!
I forgot about that part. I killed the guy on the end (right side).
lol i killed the same guy
 

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oh my fucking god i got killed by a fucking giant!!!!:mad:tooth I reached that point in the game(about 12 hours of play:tooth:ninja) were the lag got me and for the life of me my character couldn't 'run forest run' so she got wulooped in the head. Fucking thing wouldn't even let me let loose the arrow or take out my sword.

...so i shut it down and will try again tomorrow...:D good thing too, was starting to have a few major glitches which are supposed to be fixed in the patch coming out this or next week for the game.
 

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oh and check this out, ...its hilarious and i can totally relate and i think you guys will as well::thumbup

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-personality-flaws-skyrim-forces-you-to-deal-with/

here's part of it...seriously funny and worth reading the entire thing with the link provided.

I have yet to do a single thing in Skyrim in the proper order. I'm constantly showing up to some dude's castle that I've never seen before, only to hand over a mystical item that I'd mentally scratched off as garbage hours ago, and then sit and listen to the story be retroactively explained to me:
King: Wanderer! Thank the gods you've come! The prophecy told us that a mighty warrior would arise, worthy of wielding Fjalnir, the God-axe, and slaying the evil Demon Prince Synraith. We believe you to be that warrior. What say you, traveler? Will you accept this task?
Me: Yea, verily I shall accept thine task and vanq- wait, Synraith? Fiery dude in a floating city? Cape made out of screeching souls? Ahhh, shit. I already killed that guy.
King: You ... already slew the Demon Prince, the Knife in the Dark, the Void at the Heart of All Men, whose identity you did not learn until just now?
Me: Yup. I saw that castle floating up in the sky, and I wanted to know if I could jump up the rocks to get in the back way. It took a lot of reloads, but I finally managed to hop on up in there.
King: You "hopped on up" into the Abyssal Palace?
Me: Yeeeep, yep yep yep. Just squat-jumped on in there and looted the place. Then I killed that Sydney guy-
King: Synraith, Demon Prince of the Abyss.
Me: -yeah him. I ganked that guy. Mostly just to see if I could. Plus he looked like kind of a dick.
King: Indeed, the Foulest of the Foul was "kind of a dick." But you vanquished him without the aid of sacred Fjalnir, the God-axe?
Me: Totally. It wasn't even a thing. I just hid on top of a bookshelf where he couldn't reach me and shot him with arrows. Then I waited until he forgot I was shooting him, and did it all again to get the sneak damage bonus. Took a while, but he died all the same.
King: Forsooth! Thine heroic deeds are ... well, that sounds kind of fucked up, actually. Never thought I'd feel bad for He Who Devours. So you have no need of our sacred totem weapon?
Me: What, the gold dealy, with the shiny bits? Nah, I already stole that out of the display case four hours ago, before I knew who you were. I gave it to Sven, but he Quantum Leaped out of the game with that shit.
King: Huh. So. I guess ... the bards will ... sing of your tale now?
Me: Oh yeah? Sweet, let's hear it.
Bard: The hero came with eyes aflame / his tasks already done / the land was rescued all the same / but 'tis kind of a shitty song.
Me: Word.
 

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oh my fucking god i got killed by a fucking giant!!!!:mad:tooth I reached that point in the game(about 12 hours of play:tooth:ninja) were the lag got me and for the life of me my character couldn't 'run forest run' so she got wulooped in the head. Fucking thing wouldn't even let me let loose the arrow or take out my sword.

...so i shut it down and will try again tomorrow...:D good thing too, was starting to have a few major glitches which are supposed to be fixed in the patch coming out this or next week for the game.

You are under arrest for crimes against Skyrim and her people.


What say you in your defense?


a) You caught me, I'll go to jail
b) Pay fine (20 gold)
c) I'll show you my boobs, and you will look the other direction


*draws sword*

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