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the crowd of smiley faces is very confused with me right now. They aren't too sure which face they should show me. The Kenny smiley sort of has me freaked out because i can't see his hands. The shocked smiley has me wondering if he can see what i'm doing. I don't know if i can handle this sort of crowd. I've not been one to shy away from crowds however these guys look like a tough crowd to please...one of them is already angry.

You know if you look at a ceiling fan too long it spins the other way. Sometimes i squint my eyes at it just to increase the length of the illusion, but it always spins back the other way.

i tried balancing my laptop on my boobs but every time i laugh it jiggles.

Just one more banana left. A big yellow one with brown spots. I hate fruit flies. I'm going to name them if they come near me then I'm going to yell their names as i kill them. Take that Harry! I got you Bertha! Ha! Jim you're all squished!

Gluten free foods should have a warning on them that says, " this taste like shit."
 
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hello hello hello helllo *echo*


You know i had a brain fart. a huge one apparently because i used my nickname the one my dad calls me for the thread. i forgot my username on this site is mystic and considering i made a few signatures today to remind myself its mystic i'm pretty sure i'm ....ok where was i going with this thought...i had to pee so i needed to leave the post but then didn't but will now.
 

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what the hell???? are you on meds? LOL
not currently, infact most brain farts i have are oh natural like my tits after they drop from taking my bra off. one of these days i expect not to see my nipples. i just know it'll happen. i say to them now, " before you are forever lost on the other side of my belly, you are awesome!"
 

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not currently, infact most brain farts i have are oh natural like my tits after they drop from taking my bra off. one of these days i expect not to see my nipples. i just know it'll happen. i say to them now, " before you are forever lost on the other side of my belly, you are awesome!"


OMG we truly are sisters!! i just spit out my water! have i told you how much i love you lately? you seriously need to take a holiday and come to texas!
 

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Damn SuitStealingWaves..... Bastards!

when i was a kid in Liverpool we had these neighbours who used to bang on the walls and my dad had a habit of calling them 'the door banging bastards'. Well, this one day i was playing out in the garden while my dad was doing some gardening, and heard the neighbours making some noise through the hedge that separated our garden from theirs. I turned to my dad holding my dolly and said very loudly, "those door banging bastards are making a lot of noise again daddy." My dad was trying very hard to shush me and not laugh at the same time, plus explain to me not to use that word. I was 5.
 

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poor little fly upon the wall
he doesn't have a friend at all
he has no one to comb his hair

HE DON'T CARE!
HE GOT NO HAIR!
 

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I actually went to the doctors and had an xray and all...lmao... was told to stay off it for another likely 2-4 weeks. so i did a real number on it. lmao Its drivin me crazy but at least i'm set up alright so i'm comfortable and entertained by the laptop and tv and books and phone. Just wish there was a loo on the main floor so i didn't have to do stairs.
 
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