Man screws dolphin for nine months. Writes book.

[HK]

Still, a bike? Really? I can't imagine that you couldn't find anything more sexually appealing than a bike in your own home, you know?

 

[porterjack]

This back from 2007


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7095134.stm


Poor sod. Does this behind closed, LOCKED doors and gets arrested. While this dude does this in semi-public, writes a book and gets famous.

:24:

great story, the poor guy

i suppose because it was a hostel he had less of an expectation of privacy than if he had been in his own house

i love the way in which it is written, so matter of fact, so British...it ends

He now lives in Ayr

classic stuff

 

[porterjack]

to be fair

what are the chances of enticing a dolphin back to your room if you live is Scotland

Bikes are so easy to pick up

 

[Panacea]

I know there are people who have sex with cars, he may be trying to go green in the bedroom

 

[porterjack]

I know there are people who have sex with cars, he may be trying to go green in the bedroom

and should be applauded for that

wonder if he greased the chain beforehand

 

[hart]

Not me homo. You're the one that lived in Idaho and talking about sheep. :bates:

Get it right John, that's Montana, not Idaho!

 

[fuel1316]

lol! this thread was quite a read :24:

 

[satinbutterfly]

Thanks for the reminder that I'm scarred for life. I'll now have to make sure to keep an eye on the dolphins to make sure they aren't flirting with my man. Slippery bitches. :mad

 

[rback33]

Thanks for the reminder that I'm scarred for life. I'll now have to make sure to keep an eye on the dolphins to make sure they aren't flirting with my man. Slippery bitches. :mad

lol let'em have him :ninja

 

[porterjack]

this is what can happen, you take the wife and kids on vacation and she wont leave you alone - you try to tell her it si over but - she wont leave wont take no for an answer

 

[fuel1316]

this is what can happen, you take the wife and kids on vacation and she wont leave you alone - you try to tell her it si over but - she wont leave wont take no for an answer

hahah ew

 

[Jezzebelle]

jesus h.... some people :/

 

[Francis]

I thought this thread was about a Dolphin's Cheerleader.. :mad

 

[Skorpy]

People like this needs to be treated like animals and put down!

 

[Leah Love]

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