Man screws dolphin for nine months. Writes book.

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I found this just...strange, call me brainwashed by cultural standards, idk.
From TeddyHilton.com:

Malcom Brenner has written Wet Goddess, a story about a man's nine-month sexual relationship with a dolphin.

The story he wrote is quite similar to his own relationship with Ruby.
Back in 1970, he began dating a dolphin named Ruby in the his early 20s. As a sophomore at New College of Florida in Sarasota, he was hired to photograph dolphins for a children's book. Through this employment, he was given free access to the amusement park where Ruby resided.
And according to Malcom, Ruby was one aggressive flipper. SHE courted HIM!
Malcom explains his story:

[In the beginning,] she became more and more aggressive. She would thrust herself against me. I found that extraordinarily erotic. It's like being with a tiger or a bear. This is an animal that could kill you in two seconds if it wanted to.

(Nine months into their relationship, she was taken to an oceanarium in Mississippi.)
[After she moved,] I had every intention of going to visit [her] when I got back to the South, but it didn't work out that way. I learned the hard way that dolphins are chattel, and much more emotionally vulnerable than I had ever imagined.
(Nine months after she moved, Ruby died.)

I had a vivid dream at the time about dolphins dying in a dark environment which proved to be remarkably similar to the oceanarium where she actually died.

Some people find it hard to imagine that I wasn't abusing the animal. hey didn't see me interacting with the dolphin. They weren't there. These creatures basically have free will.
What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other? I know what I'm talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others' eyes for about a minute.
This was not some dog trying to hump my leg, okay. This was a 400-lb. wild-born female dolphin. She was an awesome creature.

As self-aware mammals, dolphins are capable of making profound emotional attachments to other dolphins and, apparently, to selected humans as well. A dolphin can die of loneliness, of a broken heart, of separation anxiety.

I wrote this book for dolphins because we are mistreating these animals by keeping them in captivity. We should be attempting to communicate with them and treating them with more respect and dignity.

Under the right circumstances I would [consider another dolphin relationship] if I had the energy for it. I'm 40 years older now.


Malcolm married twice after Ruby, and neither wife objected his affair. In fact, his daughter from the first marriage actually designed the book's cover.
Malcolm stands by his decisions, as they were legal at the time, and continues selling copies of Wet Goddess.
 
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wtf thats fucking rancid, what a dirty bastard. ......on a different note she is probably the only "gf" he could say smells like fish without it been an issue to "her" lol.
 

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My question is, was no one monitoring him?
And how do you design the fucking cover for your dad's "I fucked a lovely dolphin" erotica novel???

:yuk
 

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Lol@ this review from Amazon :24:

"I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship."

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Though I really hope this is a joke...
 

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I agree, this really is just...creepy. I cannot imagine being super nonchalant about this if I were his daughter, or one of the wives.

If someone I knew fucked an animal I'd never be able to act like it was ok, to me its on the same degree as being a pedo, the animal may want it but they are innocent as far as not knowing how wrong it is... Just my view :)..........and Lmfao at the post above me :D
 

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Lol@ this review from Amazon :24:

"I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship."

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Though I really hope this is a joke...

Lmao, now this made me laugh! It has to be a joke, surely?
 

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Lol@ this review from Amazon :24:

"I've owned a guinea pig for a couple years now. Her name is Fluffy, and I'm pretty sure she flirts with me. She squeaks enthusiastically when I pet her back, lets me feed her alfalfa sprouts by hand, and sometimes lightly nibbles on my fingers.

After reading Wet Goddess, I now know that Fluffy IS flirting with me and signaling that she wants a more intimate relationship. I told her it's time to stop playing games and let's do this if we're gonna do this. She seemed receptive, so I'm taking her out on a date this Friday. We're doing a tour of a mulching company and will sample some wood chips at the end of it. After we've had our fill, we'll go the McDonalds playland because they have those tubes you can crawl in, and I know Fluffy loves crawling thru tubes.

Look, I know people are going to judge when they see me walking around town with a gorgeous guinea pig in my arms, but whatever. They're just jealous haters who don't understand the bond one can feel with a different species.

There will be obstacles to overcome in this relationship, but there are challenges in every relationship. It's all about compromise. I'm trying to teach Fluffy to stop pooping on herself, and she's teaching me how to drink water from an upside-down bottle.

I'll check back here in a few weeks to let everyone know how my relationship with Fluffy is going. Until then, I implore all people to read Wet Goddess before they pursue an inter-species relationship."

:24:24:
Though I really hope this is a joke...

That is hilarious.
 

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Lol, very...enlightening!

The website also has a sample chapter which was apparantly about a "hot date gone very very wrong". I didn't read it and don't even want to know what on earth went wrong or why it was so hot :yuk
 
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