Sneezed Whilst Weeing?

[redliner]

You have to get it under control. So if your pitching a tent in the morning your in control for sure. Kinda in the bend down mode. It is the surpirse sneeze that would get you off guard.

 

[jassilem]

You have to get it under control. So if your pitching a tent in the morning your in control for sure. Kinda in the bend down mode. It is the surpirse sneeze that would get you off guard.

The visual that paints is hilarious!

 

[Mystic]

lmfao!!!!!! hhahahahaha!!!!

 

[Extrovert]

Have none of the other men here had that piss that felt so damned good you got the spine shivers?

 

[Staci]

:24::24::24: *wipes tears away*

 

[Joey]

Have none of the other men here had that piss that felt so damned good you got the spine shivers?

Yeh that one kinda sucks also, because you end up spraying side-to-side where as when I sneezed, it kinda shot back and forth!

 

[redliner]

Yeh that one kinda sucks also, because you end up spraying side-to-side where as when I sneezed, it kinda shot back and forth!

You must have a fire hose the way you go on about this.

 

[Joey]

You must have a fire hose the way you go on about this.

It's been referred to as worse.

 

[Mystic]

i here its an issue in the morning for men as you aren't sure where the spray might go 'cause sometimes the hole gets...ermm..of center in the night and can come out sideways inside of straight.

the stuff you learn as a woman about men, you soon realize why they wee all over everything and the cat.

 

[BleedingBull]

the stuff you learn as a woman about men, you soon realize why they wee all over everything and the cat.

I've been lucky to never have had my pussy weed on so far :24:

 

[jassilem]

I've been lucky to never have had my pussy weed on so far :24:

:24:... Shit I gotta be careful .. It's too early for a case of the giggles .. I will wake the little one.. oops..

 

[Joey]

Golden Shower???

 

[jassilem]

Golden Shower???

ewwwwwww

 

[BleedingBull]

Golden Shower???

If you're offering, lets go :24:

 

[HK]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm disturbed.

 

[Joey]

If you're offering, lets go :24:

Really starting to like you madam never tried it, think I would find is disturbing, haha.

 

[NuckingFuts]

Another bad one that has happened to me is. Sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and i start peeing. Then I see it shot between the seat and the bowl. Into my jeans. Lol just glad I was home at that time.

 

[Joey]

Another bad one that has happened to me is. Sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and i start peeing. Then I see it shot between the seat and the bowl. Into my jeans. Lol just glad I was home at that time.

LMFAO! Had this happen to me once once or twice. Good post, thanks for the share

 

[The Man]

Sneezing while whizzing isnt an issue for me...it causes no harm as my tool hangs down inside the toilet bowl barely above the water...it can flail the side during the sneeze..but yet hasnt broken a bowl
However sneezing and pooping will cause a pincher turd requiring extra passes with toilet paper.

 

[Joey]

Sneezing while whizzing isnt an issue for me...it causes no harm as my tool hangs down inside the toilet bowl barely above the water...it can flail the side during the sneeze..but yet hasnt broken a bowl
However sneezing and pooping will cause a pincher turd requiring extra passes with toilet paper.

LMFAO! Best thread I've ever made! didn't expect people to post such open answers! Love it.