purpledove
Seizing Life ♥
Out of pure boredom...and well, lack of interest except by several...
My Top Ten reasons to prove I'd be the bestest friend ever.
1. I can completely ignore what you think is important
2. I can turn whatever woe you have into being about myself
3. I can forget to keep promises
4. I'll drink your last beer in the fridge.
5. I'll borrow lots of money and not repay it.
6. I'll tell you I'm like...REALLY busy when you call while in dire need.
7. I won't help you move or dispose of any dead bodies
8. Things I hear that you really should know about? Nope. Ain't sayin nothin
9. I won't bail ya out on the week end so you'll be able to keep your job
10.I'll borrow your car and bring it back on empty..a day late...with dents..and leave it in the dead of night so I'm not there when ya see 'em.
Yep. I'm that kinda friend that no matter what, I'll let ya down, take advantage, not have your back and won't ever be
there for ya when ya really need me.
What more could ya ask for?
this message is, of course, pure sarcasm brought to you from the mind of a severely bored man and is in no way indicative of real life expectations.
:24: W0W! You're a unique breed. I like that :nod: