Whoring Off My Friend

[Mystic]

This is Dan. He's single. He's a bit shy but treats women like princesses. He has a stable job (window cleaner), a nice, newish, sensible car (bit like his personality). He's 25 years old and he's coming to Los Vegas in about 6 weeks or so for a week or two. Which girl wants him who will be around there then?





Hard at work


His car


Come on ladies, he just wants to meet a nice girl who can show him around a bit.:thumbup

Nice package Peter.:24:

 

[Peter Parka]

Ffs! You're not supposed to be looking at me!

 

[Veronica]

hes a cutie.. but Im too far away.

 

[pinkporridge]

haha i was gonna say nice package! im on entierly the wrong continent to be of any use to you.. so ill just go back to Petes package!

 

[pinkporridge]

wait that sounds even worse than i intended...

 

[Natasha]

hes a cutie.. but Im too far away.

...and married. :24: :24: :24:

Remember??? LMFAO

 

[Veronica]

I didnt mean it LIKE THAT! LOL I meant I would meet up with him and show him around.. completely NON SEXUAL I have my own sex machine at home

 

[Natasha]

I didnt mean it LIKE THAT! LOL I meant I would meet up with him and show him around.. completely NON SEXUAL I have my own sex machine at home

Yes...and when it breaks you still have Zach...bwahahahahaha

 

[Veronica]

lol!!! Zach is still just as hot in bed as he was 3 years ago I love it.

 

[Mystic]

wait that sounds even worse than i intended...

lmao!!!!:24:

 

[pinkporridge]

lmao!!!!:24:

:unsure::unsure::unsure:


:24:

 

[darkcgi]

the dude with the harness on is too funny

 

[darkcgi]

pinkporrage
your a cute version of edna from incredibles

 

[pinkporridge]

haha BRILLIANT! i like that maybe i should make it my avi?

 

[darkcgi]

mwah a kiss for you cutie