*WARNING* Cop joke

[Dana]

If a cop pulls you over and says, "Your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Do NOT reply with:"Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?"






I found this too funny not too post... If Tasha and v are offended I can remove it....

 

[jassilem]

LOL... an oldie but still funny.

 

[Staci]

im gonna have to remember to tell this one to my dad

 

[Dana]

im gonna have to remember to tell this one to my dad

interesting LOL

 

[Natasha]

That's an oldie, Dana...and neither of us would be offended by that, but I appreciate the consideration.

On a more offensive note...How many officers does it take to push a suspect down the stairs???




















































None...he fell. :ninja

 

[jassilem]

LOL Tasha!

 

[Siphorous]

Good ones :thumbup

 

[Joey]

Always a classic

 

[HK]

Lmao, nice

 

[Staci]

interesting LOL

dana...my dad is a cop

 

[333halfabeast]

LOL funny.

 

[Dana]

dana...my dad is a cop

Well I hope he doesn't taze me bro... LOL

 

[Staci]

Well I hope he doesn't taze me bro... LOL

hell he pulled out the tazer, turned it on, and looked at me at addison's first birthday party! my mom and step-mom were screaming at him to stop.....he thought it was funny

 

[Darrell]

An oldie, but a goodie. Tasha's joke was new to me, and it made me LOL! :thumbup

 

[Dana]

hell he pulled out the tazer, turned it on, and looked at me at addison's first birthday party! my mom and step-mom were screaming at him to stop.....he thought it was funny

:24::24:

 

[Staci]

that no worse than the one time he walked into the room and i sniffed the air and said i smell bacon. he did not like that one!

 

[Dana]

that no worse than the one time he walked into the room and i sniffed the air and said i smell bacon. he did not like that one!

:24::24: bad girl

 

[Rachie]

Funny stuff