Boasting about your non-existent attributes.

[Mystic]

My take on this is some guys just can be happy with what they have. When you start lying you can't stop. If you meet someone and just lie right of the bat your doomed from the start. Why be fake ? If you don't like you situation in life man up and make it better. Do pretend it is. So guys are afraid about what a girls reaction would be if they said "hey I am a garbage man". I would say to him. If you have to lie to someone then there not worth it to begin with. Truth and honesty goes a long way. What is the worst thing that would happen ? The girl would not like you. So what. Eat crow and move on.

Actually no, we go and tell all our girl friends and have a good laugh, then they tell all their friends and laugh...and by the time we are done, EVERY girl knows you have a small dick. I'm serious. We do.

 

[jassilem]

Actually no, we go and tell all our girl friends and have a good laugh, then they tell all their friends and laugh...and by the time we are done, EVERY girl knows you have a small dick. I'm serious. We do.

Elsa has a point...

No wonder they lie to us! LMAO

 

[Mystic]

Elsa has a point...

No wonder they lie to us! LMAO

i especially if they are crocked and small.

 

[jassilem]

i especially if they are crocked and small.

I can totally see that happening... :ninja

 

[Peter Parka]

Kind of strange that men want to have a large penis but women having a large vagina isn't considered good.:humm:

 

[redliner]

LMFAO You're new to the board so I'll take what you say w/ a grain of salt. But for the record, I make decent money (again, for these parts) on my own and don't need a man's paycheck to pay my bills. But if a man w/ a good job came along, I wouldn't mind having money spent on me.

For sure I am joking.

Actually no, we go and tell all our girl friends and have a good laugh, then they tell all their friends and laugh...and by the time we are done, EVERY girl knows you have a small dick. I'm serious. We do.

That does not bother my at all. What do I care if you friends laugh at me. I was more talking in the sence of just meeting someone. Not walking up to them with your pants down.

 

[Natasha]

For sure I am joking.

I give you an 8 out of 10...but only b/c of the song lyrics.

That does not bother my at all. What do I care if you friends laugh at me. I was more talking in the sence of just meeting someone. Not walking up to them with your pants down.

That would be an AWESOME way to meet people...IJS

 

[redliner]

it would be a good way to "bring up" conversation

 

[itsmeJonB]

The only way I can get girls to talk to me is to have my pants down, actually

 

[redliner]

talk about the first thing that comes up haha

 

[itsmeJonB]

Lol "hey baby come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

 

[jassilem]

*rolls eyes*

 

[MjaneGibson]

Lol "hey baby come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up"

I want so badly to NOT find this funny...

Regardless --->:24::24::24:

 

[itsmeJonB]

I have a motto "I'll show you mine"
That's it, you don't even have to show me yours, I'm not a good business man

 

[MjaneGibson]

I have a motto "I'll show you mine"
That's it, you don't even have to show me yours, I'm not a good business man

:24:you're killing me...

 

[jassilem]

I have a motto "I'll show you mine"
That's it, you don't even have to show me yours, I'm not a good business man

LOL.. you ask for theirs first.. keeps you from getting burned.. LOL