******COD-LIKE PROCLAMATION*****
now that this has been publicly stated on the interwebs, you must provide proof of such said activities with photo graphic evidence.
if such evidence id deemed acceptable recognition shall be awarded in various ways not excluding humorous comment by random members of this forum.
preferred evidence will include:
Catfights
Body Shots
Nuzzling
General Nudity
Cherry Stems
Billiards Tables
Upside Down Bar Stools
Dogs Peeing on Unconscious Persons
and whatever else we deem at any given point in time...
evidence shall not include:
Guys
Men
Dudes
Excessive Clothing (GB weather will dictate this)
...so let it be written,.....so let it be done