Port

[Skorpy]

Okay, I am about to sink my lips into a glass of port and lemonade. I feel like getting bladdered tonight.

The kids have stressed me out, the hubby wouldn't go out and get me a bottle of wine, before going off out, and so I am drinking port instead, that my beloved Dad brought me over.....

Good luck me hahahahah

 

[Darrell]

Getting drunk off Port always leads to a nasty stomach ache. YMMV.

 

[Tanya1989]

Hmmm..... LOVE port. Until I go to the toilet in the morning and panic briefly when I think I've peed blood!

 

[porterjack]

dont pollute the port with lemonade

drink it neat and eat cheese to soften the blow

once you have drunk half the bottle post pictures of your legs:ninja

 

[Skorpy]

PMSL. I like you already

Welcome btw

 

[Skorpy]

dont pollute the port with lemonade

drink it neat and eat cheese to soften the blow

once you have drunk half the bottle post pictures of your legs:ninja

LMAO... you taking advantage..you naughty man.

 

[Skorpy]

Getting drunk off Port always leads to a nasty stomach ache. YMMV.

I heard it gives a thick head too. I am in for a good day tomorrow

 

[Tanya1989]

PMSL. I like you already

Welcome btw

Why, thank you

 

[AstriaPorta]

port nice ..

anywyas i think i will stop drinking wine

i used to drink a lot of wine but the past year make me sick ..not drunk even after a glass i feel sick and i can not stand much the taste lately not sure why

but the other alcohol i like a lot is too damn expensive


but don't mix the port you ruin it
have a glass or two and relax

 

[BadBoy]

I second the drunk pics.

Have fun!

 

[Skorpy]

Thanks Astria...I will. I usually make a plonker of myself when I'm drunk hahahaha.

Thanks BadBoy

 

[BadBoy]

Thanks Astria...I will. I usually make a plonker of myself when I'm drunk hahahaha.

Thanks BadBoy

I will thank you later when the pics start rolling in

 

[Skorpy]

I will thank you later when the pics start rolling in

I have had a good one for a while. But haven't been brave enough to post it.
Be good for ass thread. The girls may call me a tart, which is why I haven't lol

 

[Dana]

LOL@bladdered....

 

[porterjack]

I have had a good one for a while. But haven't been brave enough to post it.
Be good for ass thread. The girls may call me a tart, which is why I haven't lol

dont listen to them

 

[antilles]

blue eyes and dark hair is always hot

 

[Peter Parka]

I'm getting pissed too, on ciider. :thumbup

 

[BadBoy]

I have had a good one for a while. But haven't been brave enough to post it.
Be good for ass thread. The girls may call me a tart, which is why I haven't lol

Yeah don't listen to them and besides, the PM function works great for this :ninja

 

[antilles]

how do you spell desperate?

dee ee ess peepee ....

 

[Skorpy]

I'm getting pissed too, on ciider. :thumbup

woohoooo

We can talk drunk language later hahaha