Looking for an Offtopiz BFF!!

[dazner]

I have plenty to offer, I'm popular well use to be. I have the inside track to all the mods well not really. I have a nice body? wait that doesn't mean anything on the internet.. hmm oh here it goes I send all my BFF's nakies every now and then (hopes BB@TW hears this) lol So i'm fun, funny and I can get funnier sometimes. So dammit Offtopicz produce me an E-Bestie :mad

 

[Darrell]

LOL, I'll be your buddy but you can hang on to the nudes.

 

[Mystic]

how you doin' Daz! been ages!

 

[pjbleek]

yo! brother from another mother,......hows ya?

 

[Francis]

LOL, I'll be your buddy and you can send on as many nudes.

Fixed..

 

[dazner]

LOL, I'll be your buddy but you can hang on to the nudes.

lol you don't sound right for me sorry buddy.

how you doin' Daz! been ages!

i'm good love, just trying to avoid all the sex tape scandals.. dun dun dun :ninja

yo! brother from another mother,......hows ya?

Pjeeeezy! whats up man, have you been holding down OTZ like you promised? I got a little busy being a jerk lately bro.. just trying to get back to being good ole craig again lol

Fixed..

**Sends Francis noods of random cats**

 

[Darrell]

lol you don't sound right for me sorry buddy.

:24:

That's good.

 

[satinbutterfly]

LOL, I'll be your buddy but you can hang on to the nudes.

:homo:

 

[dazner]

i just want someone i can share my noods with and that will blast me for it later to a magazine or copy my sex tapes and sell them on the internet.. is that too much to ask???

 

[pjbleek]

Pjeeeezy! whats up man, have you been holding down OTZ like you promised? I got a little busy being a jerk lately bro.. just trying to get back to being good ole craig again lol

you know no one can hold a torch to you...job hunting, job hunting and figuring out if it would be easier if I was to pack it all up and move outta here to a free house and such....but the wife has a job interview (while I am typing this) and I may have a job by next week (been unemployed since September of 2009) but I am here to see it so that is pretty much all that matters, right?

 

[dazner]

you know no one can hold a torch to you...job hunting, job hunting and figuring out if it would be easier if I was to pack it all up and move outta here to a free house and such....but the wife has a job interview (while I am typing this) and I may have a job by next week (been unemployed since September of 2009) but I am here to see it so that is pretty much all that matters, right?

Pjeezy in my opinion you could be president of the united states hell you could convince the senate and the congressional house to make you the first ever king of the united states thats how good you are bro. So I know you know deep down if you wanted any job apart from being a Doctor or something that needs Years of Schooling for, you could have that job in a heart beat... now the question is do you want a job.. freedom comes at a price but nothing is better then freedom.

 

[Francis]

**Sends Francis noods of random cats**

Dies from allergy attack to nude cat pictures.. 24:

 

[NuckingFuts]

Craig welcome back bro. But NO nudez!

 

[jassilem]

Craig welcome back!

I hope you are doing well.

 

[AUDRAA]

i just want someone i can share my noods with and that will blast me for it later to a magazine or copy my sex tapes and sell them on the internet.. is that too much to ask???

I was gonna say Im sure Tom will be your BFF, you two are pretty tight if I remember correctly

 

[BeautifulHeart]

Hey dude you ok?

 

[Taralynn]

The prereqs are that you send the nudes and the recipient doesn't have to?

 

[dazner]

Dies from allergy attack to nude cat pictures.. 24:

lol nice you can take a joke..

Craig welcome back bro. But NO nudez!

haha no nudes got it. sup bro how you been?

Craig welcome back!

I hope you are doing well.

i'm good melly, how are you.. and the kiddos?

I was gonna say Im sure Tom will be your BFF, you two are pretty tight if I remember correctly

no sadly tom was abusive and i have scars to prove it, he even ran over my foot with this scooter fml! lol

hi Audraa wink wink..

Hey dude you ok?

no i wish i had a beautiful heart too.. fml! i'm just blessed with this enlarged blackened piece of overpumping shit..

The prereqs are that you send the nudes and the recipient doesn't have to?

got it.. sends nudes!

 

[jassilem]

i'm good melly, how are you.. and the kiddos?

I am good.. I am at home for a bit visiting mom and the rest of my family...

Liam is great and growing so fast ..

 

[brieze]

My OTz BFF ditched me and I'm sad =[