Spider Crickets... again

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HottyToddyChick

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Matt came home... I told him we had a zombie spider cricket.

I'll be sure to find one of his boats to squish the fucker with next time. :D
 
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Cool! Actually looks a bit like a prawn with legs, are they nice if you pluck the legs off, fry them up and make a jalfrezie out of them?
 

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Peter! I just screamed and jumped out of my chair! That was not very nice :(

*breathe*

Apparently they can grow palm size, but most of the ones I've seen haven't been an inch long. I don't think it would be worth your effort. But after I kill a few I'll FedEx them to you and you can let us know.
 

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Hmmm......

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i find this funny to read about them.....

(11/3/2003) Camel Spider
I just basically just stumbled upon your website. Very interesting to say the least. Anyway, after looking at all the various insect pictures people have sent in for identification, I thought I would share this picture with you. Seems kind of appropriate for the Halloween season: Well, here is the nastiest creature God ever placed on this earth. This is what I had to deal with while in Kuwait during Operation Desert Storm … I present to you the infamous “Camel Spider”. A vicious insect that lives in the middle eastern deserts. Although they are not actually spiders, they resemble a cross between a spider and a scorpion. Also called the sun spider, solpugid, wind scorpion, and a host of other terrible names that do not come close to describing the pure, unadulterated evil that makes up this ‘hell-spawned’ beast. The Camel Spider can grow to the size of a coffee cup saucer , it can run upwards of 5 miles an hour and j ump several feet into the air . That’s not the worst part either. The worst part comes when they catch you. (And they will catch you.) Although they are not poisonous, Camel Spiders will inflict a horrible bite. It will jump on you and run up your back until it finds exposed flesh. If you’re wearing shorts, it will go for your legs; otherwise it may go all the way up to your face or neck . Its mouth opens four ways to become 4 very sharp fangs. If you are sleeping, i t has been known to eat at your face and rip at the flesh. Don’t worry, its saliva will numb the wound almost instantaneously… by destroying the nerve endings. The saliva also inhibits healing. When your nose grows back , it’ll be hideously scarred. I honestly believe if these evil creatures were the size of a German Shepard, they would rule the earth!
Ron Larson,
Pilot
Army Missile Command
Redstone Arsenal, AL

makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. lmao!!!!
 
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