Damn... you Americans.....

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..... in real life are nothing even remotely close to what you are on the internet. You're polite, courteous and extremely helpful almost to the point of being overdone.

The Queen of Knife Toss & I went across the line for a few hours today and enjoyed supper at a neat little joint we used to go to a lot, then went to 4 or 5 stores in the mall and the staff actually looked like they were happy to see us. Not only that they treated us like they actually wanted us to come back again. Even the ones we didn't spend any money in acted happy. It made me nervous actually because I'm not used to it. I like to be treated rudely, I like to be scowled at and I like to be watched like I'm some sort of thief and I just didn't get that sort of service today. If you think I'm kidding I gotta tell you I ended up at a Shell station right after I crossed back into Canada and damn near got in a battle with the stupid clerk... fucking morons. Anywhoo.... enough about that.

Kudos Yanks for being so damn nice in real life.

*** maybe they will get the hint re on-line *** :D
 
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i bet he was smugglin' snow across the border in preparation for next years winter assault...
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NuckingFuts said:
All I can say is send us your beer and you can keep your ham. We have real bacon!:D
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notice that their bacon is round?...

its so that when they freeze it, it can be used like a razor sharp snow frisbee...their military developed it years ago...problem is,...canabians throw like girls so by the time it actually hits anything its thawed ...and almost harmless...
 
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Codrus said:
notice that their bacon is round?...

its so that when they freeze it, it can be used like a razor sharp snow frisbee...their military developed it years ago...problem is,...canabians throw like girls so by the time it actually hits anything its thawed ...and almost harmless...
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:24::24::24: Best comment I have read all day.
 
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I however have a completely different view on Americans. I can say this because I am American and Canadian. The last time I was in the states, everyone was rude and looked at you funny if your were polite:eek..... that is all :p
 
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Defiant Tuesday said:
I however have a completely different view on Americans. I can say this because I am American and Canadian. The last time I was in the states, everyone was rude and looked at you funny if your were polite:eek..... that is all :p
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Must have been New York.
 
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Codrus said:
notice that their bacon is round?...

its so that when they freeze it, it can be used like a razor sharp snow frisbee...their military developed it years ago...problem is,...canabians throw like girls so by the time it actually hits anything its thawed ...and almost harmless...
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Lies....... damn it, all lies.... :willy_nilly:







We really use those round frozen bacon disc as hokey pucks.. :D
 
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Defiant Tuesday said:
I however have a completely different view on Americans. I can say this because I am American and Canadian. The last time I was in the states, everyone was rude and looked at you funny if your were polite:eek..... that is all :p
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we need to have a nice little ...quiet,...peacefull,.....candle lit..."chat":ninja.

i can straighten all this out, and cleanse you of your evil inbred frozen bacon tossin canabian ways:nod:
 
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Defiant Tuesday said:
No, i was in Nevada... then California :ninja
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As far as California, I get it. I lived there for about 5 years. I loved the climate and the scenery. Some of the people, mostly the natives, had an attitude of superiority about them. Certainly not all, but a few. My apologies to the long time residents of California. I'm sure some of you are nice. :)
 
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