Shit!

[RedRyder]

Yes. That's exactly right.

Bird shit that is.

I stopped parking under the trees at home because of the occasional droppings.

Now the past few days at work.... SPLAT!!!! All over my car. And there are no trees. I park in the middle of the parking lot. I'm beginning to think it could be the color of my car. It's Cashmere Metallic.

..... with bird shit dots! LOL!

 

[Peter Parka]

Sods law - If you wash your car, within 20 minutes, a bird, usually a pigion will do a massive elderberry shit on it, usually the windscreen

 

[RedRyder]

I agree, Peter. However.... I haven't washed the car yet this week.

For some reason they bombed the hood of my car only! I figure I'd better break down and wash the poop off tomorrow... rain or shine. I don't want it to ruin the paint.

We do have a lot of seagulls flying around this area..... due to the nearby lake/river and a McDonald's across the street.

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I saw some idiot from Michigan feeding the gulls down here today.
Never feed the winged rats down here!
They shitbomb more than any other birds.

 

[RedRyder]

I saw some idiot from Michigan feeding the gulls down here today.
Never feed the winged rats down here!
They shitbomb more than any other birds.

By the boardwalk near the River here.... they've actually made an ordinance against feeding the birds. Seagulls, ducks, geese, etc.

It was a mess and when you tried to walk on the boardwalk... you'd have to step around messes or look out above. Fun times.

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Not good to lookout above, RedLady! You could wind up with stink eye! :24:

 

[RedRyder]

Not good to lookout above, RedLady! You could wind up with stink eye! :24:

Bwahahahahahahahaha..... Ewwwwwww..... That would be gross. :thumbdown

I wear shades. No worries. :cool

 

[RedRyder]

Oh.... the thumbs down is for stink eye..... not about your comment. LOL!

 

[GoldDust Woman]

Oh.... the thumbs down is for stink eye..... not about your comment. LOL!

Well, DUH! How many years have I known you?

By proxy, through you know who, we're going on 10 years of friendship. *Feels all mushy 'n stuff*

 

[RedRyder]

Well, DUH! How many years have I known you?

By proxy, through you know who, we're going on 10 years of friendship. *Feels all mushy 'n stuff*

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[Aries]

It's good luck!

 

[griz bear]

drive a white car

 

[NuckingFuts]

At least it isn't on the door handle.

 

[brieze]

Well shit..

 

[RedRyder]

It's good luck!

Oh really?

drive a white car

Good idea! Unless the shit is blue or brown or......

At least it isn't on the door handle.

Thankfully for that!

Well shit..

Most definitely!

 

[Alien Allen]

I saw some idiot from Michigan feeding the gulls down here today.
Never feed the winged rats down here!
They shitbomb more than any other birds.

if you are talking air born shit bombs I might agree

however the worst shitter IMHO is the friggin Canadian Geese :thumbdown


Speaking of...............

I need to get a picture of something at the golf course. They brought in some fake cyotes to put next to the ponds. It did scare the geese off. For about a week :24::24:

Now they shit all around the cyotes