Parking lot Battle Scar

[Dana]

The parking lot won....


:surrender

 

[Maulds]

So what started this fight?

 

[Dana]

I had a few drinks last night at a wedding reception, walked outside where the groom and others were puffin on cigars, wasn't looking and didn't realize there was a curb drop off and tripped.

 

[Ryder]

Ouch. Hope you get better man!

 

[Maulds]

That sucks, maybe a funny story will cheer you up.

In California when I was 14 I was killing time while my dad was at work. I was riding a bike by one of the pools at the apartment when I saw a pretty blonde by the pool. I circled around to the other side to get a better look and should have been watching where I was going instead. I was about 30 feet from her when the front tire dropped down a step I didnt see coming....I flipped over the handle bars and had one Hell of a crash. Talk about walk of shame, I gathered myself best I could and picked up the bike and walked away without once looking back her way.

 

[Panacea]

Ouuuchhhh

 

[jassilem]

Ouch! that looks angry...

 

[jassilem]

That sucks, maybe a funny story will cheer you up.

In California when I was 14 I was killing time while my dad was at work. I was riding a bike by one of the pools at the apartment when I saw a pretty blonde by the pool. I circled around to the other side to get a better look and should have been watching where I was going instead. I was about 30 feet from her when the front tire dropped down a step I didnt see coming....I flipped over the handle bars and had one Hell of a crash. Talk about walk of shame, I gathered myself best I could and picked up the bike and walked away without once looking back her way.

LOL and ouch..

 

[Dana]

That sucks, maybe a funny story will cheer you up.

In California when I was 14 I was killing time while my dad was at work. I was riding a bike by one of the pools at the apartment when I saw a pretty blonde by the pool. I circled around to the other side to get a better look and should have been watching where I was going instead. I was about 30 feet from her when the front tire dropped down a step I didnt see coming....I flipped over the handle bars and had one Hell of a crash. Talk about walk of shame, I gathered myself best I could and picked up the bike and walked away without once looking back her way.

that had to suck

 

[skyblue]

did the groom and his mates laugh dana?

 

[JoeCool10]

That sucks, maybe a funny story will cheer you up.

In California when I was 14 I was killing time while my dad was at work. I was riding a bike by one of the pools at the apartment when I saw a pretty blonde by the pool. I circled around to the other side to get a better look and should have been watching where I was going instead. I was about 30 feet from her when the front tire dropped down a step I didnt see coming....I flipped over the handle bars and had one Hell of a crash. Talk about walk of shame, I gathered myself best I could and picked up the bike and walked away without once looking back her way.

My best friend did that when we were 12. He was on his razor scooter going along on this very bumpy sidewalk when he saw our very hot female neighbor (MILF!) and she was in a bikini washing her car. Well, he wasn't paying attention, let the front wheel of the scooter hit a crack in the sidewalk, flew forward and chipped a tooth and scraped his chin LOL. I laughed but she came over to help :24:

 

[Kyle B]

I once fell off my bike and my knee landed on a nice sharp, hard rock. At least my knee was colorful.

 

[freakofnature]

Speaking of biking incidents...I've driven my bike into a parked vehicle on several occasions. I lost each time.

 

[Dana]

did the groom and his mates laugh dana?

No, like a friend they rushed over to see if I was badly hurt.

 

[Dana]

Speaking of biking incidents...I've driven my bike into a parked vehicle on several occasions. I lost each time.

Before my moms man put a 20 foot brick wall between us and the apartment next door (he owns half the land) there was a steep hill separating the two driveways and when i was a teen i lost control of my bike in the dooryard and went down said hill and landed on the pavement... Ended up slitting my eyelid a bit.

 

[Natasha]

Ouch, Dana!!!

 

[Thornless]

Dang, that's a nice one.

 

[Mystic]

I had a few drinks last night at a wedding reception, walked outside where the groom and others were puffin on cigars, wasn't looking and didn't realize there was a curb drop off and tripped.

:24::24::24::thumbupnice!

That sucks, maybe a funny story will cheer you up.

In California when I was 14 I was killing time while my dad was at work. I was riding a bike by one of the pools at the apartment when I saw a pretty blonde by the pool. I circled around to the other side to get a better look and should have been watching where I was going instead. I was about 30 feet from her when the front tire dropped down a step I didnt see coming....I flipped over the handle bars and had one Hell of a crash. Talk about walk of shame, I gathered myself best I could and picked up the bike and walked away without once looking back her way.

:24::24::24::24::24: hahahahahaha!!!