Thread Lockers Annonymous (TLA)

[Keight]

Hi, My Name is Kate and Im a thread locker on a power trip.

Its been 3 days since i have locked a thread and 1 since i replied in one.

I know its illegal but i cant help it when i see whiny people i want to shut them up by abusing the power that has been given to me.

My goal is to try not to lock a thread for an entire week. Please assist me in my plight :ninja

Disclaimer (due to the somewhat offese factor of many people around here i would like to add that i am in now way taking the piss on AA or NA and beleive these to be very real meetings indeed that help a lot of people). (I would also like to state that I am a smartass and anything taken to heart from this thread is just down right silly).(Any problems with this thread please contact another staff member or call 1800noonegivesafuck. Thank you).

 

[brieze]

Kate - 1 Trolls - 0

 

[Alien Allen]

Hey there Bitch!!!

Sounds like a plan :thumbup

 

[cam elle toe]

I called that number, and got some brothel?...You would think someone WOULD give a fuck in a brothel....:willy_nilly:


Oooooooh....I said Brothel....:lock

 

[Keight]

I called that number, and got some brothel?...You would think someone WOULD give a fuck in a brothel....:willy_nilly:


Oooooooh....I said Brothel....:lock

Nope its the noonegivesafuckbrothel.They tell you bed time stories instead

 

[cam elle toe]

Nope its the noonegivesafuckbrothel.They tell you bed time stories instead

Fuck that:24:

 

[Keight]

Fuck that:24:

LOL thats what she said!! :24::24:

 

[Darrell]

 

[Keight]

Nice scarf :24:

 

[AUDRAA]

Ill bet he knitted it himself

 

[Keight]

Ill bet he did the little twirly thing around the neck part too :24:

 

[Natasha]

OMG, I think I pissed my pants. You are too funny...but the "noonegivesafuck brothel" got me. LOL

 

[hart]

I'm curious what did the lama knit the scarf out of? Inquiring minds and all

 

[Darrell]

I'm curious what did the lama knit the scarf out of? Inquiring minds and all

Thread dyed with the blood of his enemies.

 

[hart]

Thread dyed with the blood of his enemies.

ERRR u like lots of medevel (sic) stuff? and did the lama wear gloves or rather I guess mittens when he dyed the scarf? Again inquiring minds......

 

[Darrell]

ERRR u like lots of medevel (sic) stuff? and did the lama wear gloves or rather I guess mittens when he dyed the scarf? Again inquiring minds......

I just like saying stuff that makes you say WTF.

He doesn't need gloves, he dipped the spools in the chest cavity of the fallen, right there on the battle field.

 

[hart]

What if he wasn't hit in the chest, can u still dip the thread?

 

[Darrell]

What if he wasn't hit in the chest, can u still dip the thread?

He just rips open their chest in that case....




WITH HIS TEETH.

 

[hart]

You know this seems extreme just to get a scarf the color you want.......can lamas even see colors? I rather doubt it. I know lamas spit but didn't know about the ripping of flesh to get blood/dye for thread tendency

 

[Darrell]

You know this seems extreme just to get a scarf the color you want.......can lamas even see colors? I rather doubt it. I know lamas spit but didn't know about the ripping of flesh to get blood/dye for thread tendency

I am sorry that you feel that way. :24: