Just ask Fred.

[AUFred]

I feel like I spend my days answering questions.

My son calls.."Dad, when my truck just makes a clicking noise when I try to crank it does that mean the battery is dead?" Me. "Yes it does?"

He calls again: "Dad when my blinker starts blinking like crazy what does that mean?"
Me: Bulb is burned out.

My MIL calls. "What was the cross Josh was talking about the other day?"
Me: "Celtic Cross"

My wife, "Check engine light came on just now what do I do?"
Me. "Take it by the mechanic"

All day long when my phone rings it is for information. Occasionally I will need to look up something on line but it is usually general information.

 

[pjbleek]

I feel like I spend my days answering questions.

My son calls.."Dad, when my truck just makes a clicking noise when I try to crank it does that mean the battery is dead?" Me. "Yes it does?"

He calls again: "Dad when my blinker starts blinking like crazy what does that mean?"
Me: Bulb is burned out.

My MIL calls. "What was the cross Josh was talking about the other day?"
Me: "Celtic Cross"

My wife, "Check engine light came on just now what do I do?"
Me. "Take it by the mechanic"

All day long when my phone rings it is for information. Occasionally I will need to look up something on line but it is usually general information.

so, how much would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

[AUFred]

so, how much would a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

As much as they can:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGwusHrOtk

 

[sexysadie]

lol...so does that mean that we can come to you for answers Fred?...lol

 

[AUFred]

lol...so does that mean that we can come to you for answers Fred?...lol

I will either answer your question or make a creative lie.

 

[sexysadie]

I will either answer your question or make a creative lie.

Ok here goes. Should I learn how to check the fluids in my truck or is it ok to rely on the man at the gas station?

 

[AUFred]

Ask the man at the station to show you how to check all the fluids in your truck for yourself. Relying on him to actually do it may not be a bad thing but knowledge is power.

 

[HK]

Dear Fred, should we have curry tonight or save it for tomorrow?

 

[sexysadie]

Ask the man at the station to show you how to check all the fluids in your truck for yourself. Relying on him to actually do it may not be a bad thing but knowledge is power.

You're so wise, it's no wonder everybody comes to you for advice..

 

[AUFred]

Dear Fred, should we have curry tonight or save it for tomorrow?

I will curry no favor in said decision.:eek

 

[hart]

You mean there are still gas stations that check oil? I'm flabergasted!

 

[pjbleek]

You mean there are still gas stations that check oil? I'm flabergasted!

if you pulled into Fred's who knows what kind of service he may have up his sleeve....


:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk

 

[sexysadie]

You mean there are still gas stations that check oil? I'm flabergasted!

Yep...lol...the one I go to is run by this old man who insists that I go inside and warm up with a cup of coffee whle he takes care of everything....lol..

 

[AUFred]

if you pulled into Fred's who knows what kind of service he may have up his sleeve....


:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk:jk

Multi-point inspections are our specialty.

 

[sexysadie]

Multi-point inspections are our specialty.

Is that where the term 'speedy' came from?...lol

 

[pjbleek]

Is that where the term 'speedy' came from?...lol

nah, thinking Jiffy Lube....

:24::24::24::24::24:

 

[AUFred]

Who mentioned speed?

 

[AUFred]

I will be back later.

 

[sexysadie]

Who mentioned speed?

ooooops, that would be me

 

[Haus]

Is it true that most guys are like Pantyhose? They either cling, run or dont fit right in the crotch