Insults - What is The Worst Insult You Have Heard?

[chatterbox]

I was playing a game lastnight,a fake argument with my best friend,and trying to think of the worst insult imaginable?
What is the worst insult you have been given or heard?

 

[HottyToddyChick]

When I had finally lost some weight and was wearing real clothes instead of sweats all the time, the guy I was with said "Finally! My girlfriend looks like a girl again. About time."

That's the worst I can remember. I don't know if that counts as a typical insult, but it was rough!

Ooh, and another from the same guy. I went and got a perm. I wasn't too sure how I felt about it, it was way curlier than I was expecting. I walked in and he said "God gave you straight hair for a reason."

 

[brieze]

In 6th grade, we lined up to go to lunch. I happened to behind the class bully. All I remember was him turning around to me and telling me to get my disgusting diseased self away from him. That was the only time I didn't have a retort. I just got teary eyed and walked to the back of the line. That's stayed with me =[

 

[chatterbox]

When I had finally lost some weight and was wearing real clothes instead of sweats all the time, the guy I was with said "Finally! My girlfriend looks like a girl again. About time."

That's the worst I can remember. I don't know if that counts as a typical insult, but it was rough!

Ooh, and another from the same guy. I went and got a perm. I wasn't too sure how I felt about it, it was way curlier than I was expecting. I walked in and he said "God gave you straight hair for a reason."

:eek cruel

 

[chatterbox]

In 6th grade, we lined up to go to lunch. I happened to behind the class bully. All I remember was him turning around to me and telling me to get my disgusting diseased self away from him. That was the only time I didn't have a retort. I just got teary eyed and walked to the back of the line. That's stayed with me =[

Aww thats so mean

 

[dkwrtw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro_fAj571j8

 

[Thornless]

What would of been the best part of you slipped down the crack of your mother's ass and fell on the floor.

 

[Liam H]

What would of been the best part of you slipped down the crack of your mother's ass and fell on the floor.

Damn, that suck's, lmao.


I think the worst insult I've recieved was probably just "Cunt".


Worst name I've heard somebody else recieve was "Cock-End".


I'm sorry if I caused any offence by laughing, Thornless.

 

[Thornless]

Damn, that suck's, lmao.

I'm sorry if I caused any offence by laughing, Thornless.

I don't care, it was never said to me. It's one of my Dad's favorite insult to throw at people.

 

[cam elle toe]

I like these from Billy Connelly the other night.

"She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

OR

"She's got a face that would make a funeral procession take a side street"

When I was young and would sing all the time, my dad would tell me I sounded like a cat pissing in a kerosene tin

 

[Liam H]

I don't care, it was never said to me. It's one of my Dad's favorite insult to throw at people.

Ahh, gotcha.

You've reminded me, somebody did tell me that "the best part of me ran down my Mother's pant leg" at one point. Sound's like an insult people picked up on and it became popular...

 

[Thornless]

Worst I've ever given, was call my best(now ex) friend a conniving, myopic bitch.

When I was young and would sing all the time, my dad would tell me I sounded like a cat pissing in a kerosene tin

If I didn't know what was making the noise, I don't think that would sound too bad.:24::surrender

 

[Thornless]

Ahh, gotcha.

You've reminded me, somebody did tell me that "the best part of me ran down my Mother's pant leg" at one point. Sound's like an insult people picked up on and it became popular...

Heh, my Dad had to throw in more visuals.:yuk

 

[Liam H]

I like these from Billy Connelly the other night.

"She's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"

OR

"She's got a face that would make a funeral procession take a side street"

When I was young and would sing all the time, my dad would tell me I sounded like a cat pissing in a kerosene tin

lmao

I'm sure you don't. A singing voice is something that take's development. The more you practice singing, the greater you're likely to become.

Something tell's me one of you is going to kill me one day.

 

[cam elle toe]

lmao

I'm sure you don't. A singing voice is something that take's development. The more you practice singing, the greater you're likely to become.

Something tell's me one of you is going to kill me one day.

I think I sound awesome and could give Streisand a run for her money.....no one else agrees with me though.

He (dad) used to also say the neighbour had phoned to check if we had phoned the police or should she.
WHen I would ask him why...He would tell me "because she heard you singing in the shower and thought someone was being murdered"

He was the biggest shit stirrer ever.

 

[Liam H]

I think I sound awesome and could give Streisand a run for her money.....no one else agrees with me though.

He (dad) used to also say the neighbour had phoned to check if we had phoned the police or should she.
WHen I would ask him why...He would tell me "because she heard you singing in the shower and thought someone was being murdered"

He was the biggest shit stirrer ever.

Wow, lol. Your Dad sound's like a riot. My Dad's one of those Conspiracy Nut's. :willy_nilly:

 

[cam elle toe]

Wow, lol. Your Dad sound's like a riot. My Dad's one of those Conspiracy Nut's. :willy_nilly:

He was a riot. EVERYONE loved him:nod:

 

[Liam H]

--- Thank you. It's a pleasure to be around people who appear to be mature but still fun, non-uptight individual's.

I appreciate your ability to provide a warm welcome. Not many have ever done that for me. ----




^ Thornless, the above is what I tried to post on your profile. I was denied posting due to having a postcount under 45, I think it was.

 

[Thornless]

--- Thank you. It's a pleasure to be around people who appear to be mature but still fun, non-uptight individual's.

I appreciate your ability to provide a warm welcome. Not many have ever done that for me. ----




^ Thornless, the above is what I tried to post on your profile. I was denied posting due to having a postcount under 45, I think it was.

Awww, it's the thought that counts.

And you're welcome, you seem genuinely amusing. I dig that

 

[brieze]

Wow, lol. Your Dad sound's like a riot. My Dad's one of those Conspiracy Nut's. :willy_nilly:

My boyfriend is one of those lol.