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Or Cunt.:24:

I am still laughing at this one from Billy last night. I'm on a friends computer in SYdney, and I had to tell you all this one before I forget it.

He, (Billy) was lamenting that Americans never use it (the "C" word) in the right context...and he told us a story that was told to HIM by Jimmy Nail.


One bloke says to another...

"you...are a cunt...you are a monumental, total cunt....you have always been a cunt, and I'm quite sure you WILL always BE a cunt....in fact...if they had a "biggest cunt in the world contest" you would easily come in second"

First bloke says..."oh really...why wouldnt I win it?"

"Because....you're a cunt":24::24::24::24::24::24:


He entertained us for over 2 and a half hours....the ushers were pointing a laser at him to tell him to "wind up"....he told them to fuck off....:24::24::24:

One awesome night, and I shall post awesome Sydney Harbour AND concert pics when I get home
 
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Lol. that made me smile =]

Cool though, glad you're having a blast. Looking forward to the pictures :D
 

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Bwahahahahahahahaha...that was great.

Best show, including concerts I have ever been to. I havent laughed so hard EVER


A bunch of peple were standing near the doors and he asked them why...

"they (the ushers) wont let us go to our seats" one lady yells back to him...

"well FUCK THEM....come in....take your seats"...

I wish I could remember more...I keep remembering random comments and snigger to myself...
 

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Is your lack of memory directly related to the amount of alcohol that was consumed??? LOL
 
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