katie price wants to film her life story

[skyblue]

but i'll save you all the 2 hours you'd have used up by making a short film of me repeatedly throwing a sausage into a wheelie bin

 

[Niamh]

Please God no, aren't her 700 life story books enough????

 

[Dame of Fail]

I'd rather pour Tobasco sauce into my eye sockets.

 

[JoeCool10]

I had to look her up...

She looks like a trashy whore. And her boobs are SO obviously fake.

 

[Springsteen]

I'll just put my TNA face on.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Wonder if the airheads want to choose to see this :24:

 

[Boomer]

I'd give that bitch a baby. lol

Whats wrong with her? I don't know shit bout her.

 

[Tuffdisc]

I'd give that bitch a baby. lol

Whats wrong with her? I don't know shit bout her.

Do you want to be seen as desperate?

 

[JoeCool10]

Right, just read SkyBlue's OP.

"throwing a sausage into a wheelie bin"

That's a big space for a sausage.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Right, just read SkyBlue's OP.

"throwing a sausage into a wheelie bin"

That's a big space for a sausage.

Oh I get it

 

[Dame of Fail]

I'd give that bitch a baby. lol

Whats wrong with her? I don't know shit bout her.

Seriously, you'd end up wanting to cement her pie hole shut before you got your cock and balls anywhere near her.

 

[JoeCool10]

Oh I get it

LOL Glad ya caught on

 

[JoeCool10]

Seriously, you'd end up wanting to cement her pie hole shut before you got your cock and balls anywhere near her.

That's what duct tape would be for in any other situation. This woman probably has loads of venereal diseases.

 

[Boomer]

Do you want to be seen as desperate?

Nah, I just like pussy bro. :cool

Seriously, you'd end up wanting to cement her pie hole shut before you got your cock and balls anywhere near her.

If it was like that my cock and balls would go in the pie hole on approach! :nod::ninja

 

[JoeCool10]

Nah, I just like pussy bro. :cool



If it was like that my cock and balls would go in the pie hole on approach! :nod::ninja

That's another way of doing it. :ninja

 

[Tuffdisc]

Nah, I just like pussy bro. :cool



If it was like that my cock and balls would go in the pie hole on approach! :nod::ninja

Who doesn't but I am not that desperate :thumbup

 

[Boomer]

Who doesn't but I am not that desperate :thumbup

Don't mistake desperation for opportunistic. :thumbup

 

[Dame of Fail]

That's what duct tape would be for in any other situation. This woman probably has loads of venereal diseases.

I wouldn't do her if I were a dude, that's for sure.

If it was like that my cock and balls would go in the pie hole on approach! :nod::ninja

lol

 

[Tuffdisc]

Don't mistake desperation for opportunistic. :thumbup

Probably right there, though I wouldn't want to go near her. If a pro fighter can't control her (w/o the use of violence) who can (w/o the use of violence)

 

[Peter Parka]

Any bloke who would fuck her is just too lazy to wank, I reckon.