will you marry the Joe ? tina ?

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will you marry the Joe? all-white Tina ?

to coronation street who are top dog,
i want to name the nicest lady for a log.
you may remember my criticism of her fake tan,
and i am so glad you introduced a ban.
Tina is like a kebab, cooking and drizzling,
because the heat evaporating is sizzling.
tender, succulent, you are mouth watering,
now you have rid your fake tan, nothing on you needs altering.
Tina i love your style, look and sense of humour,
marriage on the Internet message boards is the Joe's rumour.
please log on and have a little flirt,
let me down gently, please don't hurt.
jokes aside, Tina you are just right,
i love your new look, all-white.

(omg this lady is so fine and i hope she says yes lol whos your fave looking person on corri ?>)
 
peter parka what do you no about this bloke,
are you say i am a lady wanting a poke.
yes i am unhealthy and i am obeast,
but i have a sence of humour stronger then yeast.
names i can handle so bring them on in a flurry,
peter your loverly words went down as good as last night ruby murry.
this is great i have now found a friend,
peter parka with you i will now defend.
you have joined the joe club and are now second on the list,
a force to be reckoned with stronger then any sist.
over and out and i am waiting for your reply,
just hope what you have to say dont make the Joe cry.


lol
 
I'll say yes to the joe based on that rhyme,
it gets me hot an bothered every time,
it's not that I'm gay, in fact I'm far from it,
but there's something in those words that makes me want to jump on it,
or him, to be more precise,
I'm sorry if my words aren't concise,
I've never been able to say the right thing,
but I'll say yes to the joe and gladly wear his ring.
 
edgray said:
I'll say yes to the joe based on that rhyme,
it gets me hot an bothered every time,
it's not that I'm gay, in fact I'm far from it,
but there's something in those words that makes me want to jump on it,
or him, to be more precise,
I'm sorry if my words aren't concise,
I've never been able to say the right thing,
but I'll say yes to the joe and gladly wear his ring.
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I would pay to see that jumping,
Providing of course you two would be humping. :ninja
 
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hart said:
Must we talk of guys having sex
The thought I must admit I detest
Do what you will behind closed doors
But I want no description of you and yours
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that's a shame, hart, coz it's only natural,
for two guys to give it to each other,
to us it's just normal.
If it offends you, then you'd best back away,
coz this threads only starting to get gay.
 
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