Malawi Seeks To Ban Farting

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Malawi bill seeks to punish public farting and fortune tellers
Wednesday 26 January 2011 / by Kabelo Marupi / 1 opinion



Malawi government is set to introduce a set of laws that would render life, in one way or another, interesting for its citizens.
While no country wants its citizens to be idle, disorderly, or drunkards who cause nuisance in any public sphere, the Malawi is reportedly set to make a set of behaviours punishable by law.
The Bingu wa Mutharika led administration is to introduce a raft of legislation that seeks to criminalize an everyday natural occurrence of “passing gas” with the intention to “mould responsible and disciple citizens”
The bill, reports say, also seeks to punish “any person disturbing religious assemblies, trespassing on burial places," or "insulting the modesty of a woman".
However, John Tembo, leader of the southern African country’s opposition, is quoted saying that “the establishment of a kangaroo like court will not be ideal for a democracy (...) Its tactic and the people of this country cannot in fairness appreciate the integrity of this proposal (…) I don’t think today in a multi party state we can have too parallel courts system,” Tembo is quoted saying.
The Local Courts Bill of 2010, according to Malawi media reports, is to be presented in the forthcoming Parliament sitting by Minister of Justice, George Chaponda. The bill, reports say, also deals with citizens who hinder the burial of dead bodies as well as people who pretend to be fortune tellers.
Mr. John Tembo’s criticism of the bill is believed to have stricken a chord with local critics who argue that the capacity of the local justice system to handle the expected influx of cases is questionable.
The bill, which has generated mixed feelings in Malawi, will cover other offenses including the carrying of offensive weapons without lawful authority or reasonable excuse, fighting in public, challenging to fight a duel, deceiving witnesses, destroying evidence, escape and removal of property under lawful seizure.
Commenting on the bill, a Malawian is quoted as saying: “How can this government criminalise the release of intestinal gases …. Everyone does that, even if it’s in public or it has an accompanying sound which is boring, making it criminal is a joke of democracy”
Another said he “support(s) the bill and is welcome. Sometimes breaking wind in public or during meetings is a disturbance of the peace".


http://www.afrik-news.com/article18831.html
 
To be fair, how often walking around outside do you actually hear people audibly passing gas? I've only ever heard people do it in smaller, intimate situations, never when you're just walking down the street. So I don't think it's that difficult for people, it's just a bit weird to make an actual law about it!
 
To be fair, how often walking around outside do you actually hear people audibly passing gas? I've only ever heard people do it in smaller, intimate situations, never when you're just walking down the street. So I don't think it's that difficult for people, it's just a bit weird to make an actual law about it!
Just go to your local WalMart and you'll hear people with the " walking farts " all the time. Must be the air or something.
 
Wonder how they are going to check everytime someone farts?

So a group of important people are having a meeting and a rasping sound is heard.
They all sit looking at each other as the Bingu wa Mutharika led administration old bill burst in.
'Jesus that stinks' says one of the important people, 'who done that?'

'he who smelt it dealt it' replies one of his collegues'

'he who denied it supplied it' is his retort.
 
Peter, I just saw this and I busted out laughing at the title. People really are nutz.

Here's some trivia on the subject.

How many times does a person fart in one day?

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The average person passes gas about 15-25 times a day. If you pass gas less you will be filling up your body with air. If you pass gas more than 25 times a day you are taking air out of your body

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_times_does_a_person_fart_in_one_day#ixzz1D7poFYnk

Put the entire country in jail including those who proposed the law. :24:
 
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