How many kinds of boobs are there?

[mazHur]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how
many
kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son,
there
are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons,
round and
firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging
a
bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them
and
they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the
daughter
said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?. The mother,
surprised,
smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In
his
20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and
40's,
it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like
a
Christmas Tree .' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the tree is dead and
the
balls are just for decoration.

 

[Maulds]

As a 36 year old that makes me wanna go kick a rock

 

[Springsteen]

As a 24 year old man it fills me with pride

 

[brieze]

As a 21 year old woman, it makes me happy there's always the option of breast lifts in the future.

 

[Ertragen]

It is NOT just a decoration. It is to measure the temperature so to allow one to know wether to wear socks with his sandals that day.

 

[wyatt earp]

I like european boobies.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

As a woman with small boobies I know mine will never sag, LOL. Mine are perky as all fuck.

Oh, and I am 19 :ninja

 

[skyblue]

i'm pushing 50 and i assure you all that theres no withering sapling here

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

A study by Masters and Johnson found that people up to 70 (I think) can still have great sex.

 

[Ertragen]

As a woman with small boobies I know mine will never sag, LOL. Mine are perky as all fuck.

Oh, and I am 19 :ninja

Well hello there...

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Lol They're all mine though

 

[Ertragen]

Lol They're all mine though

fine. then I won't let you see my man boobs.

 

[skyblue]

i wouldn't say i'm a mighty oak either.....more like a birch

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

fine. then I won't let you see my man boobs.

Haha, hmm that's okay

 

[Guyzerr]

As a 21 year old woman, it makes me happy there's always the option of breast lifts in the future.

What if you could only afford to get 'em done one at a time?

 

[brieze]

What if you could only afford to get 'em done one at a time?

Yay for Wonder Bras! =p Girls win.

Are there wiener lifts? < serious question

 

[Guyzerr]

Are there wiener lifts? < serious question

Beats me but there must be some kind of dick stretcher cuz I get enough spam with that sort of header. I've never clicked one to see what it has to offer because I don't need it.

 

[brieze]

Ahh. I guess viagra is the easy fix, like Wonder Bras.

 

[Tim]

Are there wiener lifts? < serious question

Yes there are.

When your wife gets her boobs done, it naturally lifts her husbands penis.

 

[brieze]

Touche lol.