Funny snores

"This is not the restful night of sleep you were looking for" :24:
Oh man...my grandma was a champion snorer. Back when I was around 4 years old she was visiting us from BC. She was sleeping in a different room but one night her snoring was so loud I could hear it from where I was sleeping. I remember having a nightmare that there were these evil foxes at my bedroom door talking to me. I forget what they were saying but they were threatening me. Then I woke up and realized the "voices" were my grandma snoring. :willy_nilly:
 
Oh man...my grandma was a champion snorer. Back when I was around 4 years old she was visiting us from BC. She was sleeping in a different room but one night her snoring was so loud I could hear it from where I was sleeping. I remember having a nightmare that there were these evil foxes at my bedroom door talking to me. I forget what they were saying but they were threatening me. Then I woke up and realized the "voices" were my grandma snoring. :willy_nilly:

:24: that reminds me of something

We(my dad, mom, brother, mexican-exhange student, and myself) were on vacation to Florida once, stopped for a hotel in Washington. My dad had went bar hoping with the exchange student so she would be safe, leaving the three of us to stay behind and sleep. It got so noisy in the room like someone was being strangled or choking.

Mike: Melissa! Melissa... is that you? Do you hear that?
Me: I hear it and no... it isn't me.
Mike: it is driving me nuts, what the hell is that the air conditioner?
Me: I don't know. Mom? ... Mom!
*sound snorts all of a sudden and stops*
Mike *snickering*: Mom was that you snoring?
Mom: NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS!:mad
 
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