Uh-oh. The Tooter is on probation?
rave about it here
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you say something about crickets? i couldn't find jiminy's version of this. i hope johnny mercer instead will please.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3jdbFOidds
wouldn't be the first time ma'am and probably won't be the last either.
i like to make a graceful exit before i get banned from a nest of passive/aggressive slackers that feel threatened by someone like me.
your pleasures, milady?
that's what this thread is trying to be about.
Hmmm.
"A graceful ext before getting banned..."? :ninja
I always wondered how two positives made a negative...
Positive thread title - Positive at being graceful... Banning = Negative.
Makes my head hurt.
it's a strange world, milady. makes my head hurt too.
i was threatened last night by one of the more entrenched members.
my eye is already on the exit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLBKOcUbHR0
:thumbup :thumbup :thumbup :thumbup
I take my slacker status very seriously. Insert foot in mouth.......... NOW!
i could see that easily, bon sah. i've been a role model for young slackers for nearly 30 years and a couple of my slacker gurus actually still live to be slack.
we're a whole lot different than you young and grumbling slackers. we smile and laugh and have nubile hippie princesses jumping us with hugs everywhere we go because we have found what we believe to be the secret to a lifetime of slothfulness.
the philosopher,, arthur schopenhauer, called it 'objectification of the creative will' .
we visualize things people might want to buy, make a whole mess of them and then throw a party on private property so the cops can't break it up without a warrant and then sell the stuff to our guests.
lots of live music and good fun, some hard work but well worth it when you consider that the wad of cash in your pocket belongs to you and the feds don't really need to know about it unless you declare it voluntarily.
can you guys honestly tell me that you hate to work so much that you aren't willing to work hard for one week at something you enjoy so that you can slack off for the rest of the month?
i've met guys that work their asses off in alaska or on an offshore platform for a month or two and take the rest of the year off.
what's so hard about either of those scenarios unless your family is so wealthy you really don't ever need to work?
I'm unemployed for medical reasons.
Happy is as Happy does.
I sort of stole that line with a bit of a revision ...... but it says it all right there.
Do you know that if you go about your business with a smile on your lips and a spring in your step and an attitude that you won't let anything bring you down..... you can actually accomplish it? You've got to stay focused. You've got to live and let live. You've got to take care of your own business and not be butting into someone else's business.
If you can achieve a mindset to be happy, reasonable, and stop and count to 10.... or 20.... or 30..... to think about whatever challenges you.... and don't fly off the handle.... I'm sure you can start and end your day(s) feeling positive.
That's just my opinion of course. But I can honestly say that most days I block out the negativity as best I can..... and think of positive things in my day and life for that matter.
I am no PollyAnna..... I'm just trying to make it through this life without a whole lot of waves.
I sort of stole that line with a bit of a revision ...... but it says it all right there.
Do you know that if you go about your business with a smile on your lips and a spring in your step and an attitude that you won't let anything bring you down..... you can actually accomplish it? You've got to stay focused. You've got to live and let live. You've got to take care of your own business and not be butting into someone else's business.
If you can achieve a mindset to be happy, reasonable, and stop and count to 10.... or 20.... or 30..... to think about whatever challenges you.... and don't fly off the handle.... I'm sure you can start and end your day(s) feeling positive.
That's just my opinion of course. But I can honestly say that most days I block out the negativity as best I can..... and think of positive things in my day and life for that matter.
I am no PollyAnna..... I'm just trying to make it through this life without a whole lot of waves.
dana just rinsed tommy lol
this dude loves to write. i wonder if he rereads his novels?
:24::24: who u foolin?
I'm gonna rave about the weather because most people just complain about it. It's chilly outside and the snow has turned to slush, but I still love winter. You can't make snowmen without snow and if you live somewhere that doesn't get snow you'll be stuck dreaming like Bing Crosby around Christmas time. I like changes in the seasons. Spring brings new life, summer brings later evenings and fall is beautiful. There, I did it. That's my little rave for now.
I'll stick to ranting, thankyouverymuch
temp or permanent?
before i start sucking my leg down my throat on this, dude, do you need extra income and are you interested in learning legal, non-conventional ways of earning it?
This is the strangest thread I have ever seen.
:surrender
usually at least three times before posting and once after, but i have never written an actual novel.
i prefer investigative journalism and my longest piece was also my first, 'atoms for peace (1967)' 68 pages. working that essay was when i knew i did not want to become a rocket scientist. iwas 13 at the time and what i call 'the fun years' (1965-75) was just getting ramped up.
my friends were all dropping 50 cent tabs with 1000 mikes of LSD-25 -- one of them thought he could fly -- from a 17th floor window. bad trip. they needed a shovel, scrub brushes and a fire hose to get him all the way off the sidewalk. . .
no dana, no fiction, but if you really like my writing and y'all start being a little less uppity and a lot more friendly, i'll be glad to start working on my life story here. it's been a long strange road and i'm barely past the middle of it.
i'm not so old, i can't still roller skate circles around teens and i would love for somebody to try and beat me in a sailboat race or road rally. i'm not to shabby on ice with a lot of padding and a big fat stick in front of a net either. chicago boy, remember? who won the stanley cup this year?
i rave about fucking outside on a warm summer night
reading steinbeck and drinking red wine with good friends
i rave about the sunset and and the possibility of me seeing the next sunrise
i cherish everyday and take nothing for granted
i love french cheese and grapes
long bike rides and snowball fights
reading steinbeck and drinking red wine with good friends
i rave about the sunset and and the possibility of me seeing the next sunrise
i cherish everyday and take nothing for granted
i love french cheese and grapes
long bike rides and snowball fights