The REAL Blasphemy Challenge

[edgray]

Ok here's the competition:

Come up with the most blasphemous phrase and win 10,000 Tokenz!!

The rules are simple: keep it short (1 sentence, no more than 30 words for those incapable of brevity).

I will judge the entries on the level of blasphemy, the potential insult to any strict religious person, the amount of intelligence and/or filth, and the likelihood of saying the phrase out-loud landing you in big bother with him upstairs. It must be as insulting as possible.

Competition ends Wednesday 10am CET time. I will judge the entries and then donate the tokenz to the one who is definitely paving a way to hell.

Good luck!!

 

[edgray]

By the way, keep it reasonably smart, without too many crude words and you're more than welcome to PM me any offensive messages should you be totally offended by the thread.

 

[edgray]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Erthun0Pauc

 

[edgray]

by the way, everyone, this is a joke based on the title of THIS thread: http://offtopicz.net/showthread.php?t=69334

 

[Abcinthia]

This thread calls for this picture:

 

[sexysadie]

An opinion is one thing, but this is by far THE most insulting thread I've ever seen on this board. I guess small minds need such nonsense. I hope it gets you the attention you so pathetically seek.

 

[edgray]

An opinion is one thing, but this is by far THE most insulting thread I've ever seen on this board. I guess small minds need such nonsense. I hope it gets you the attention you so pathetically seek.

Hang on, you're insulted because I made a joke about holding a phony competition that encourages people to take a most-likely 100% fictitious entity's name in vain?

If you don't like a thread, you don't have to go in... unless you pathetically want the attention of course... no surprise there, is there Sadie?

 

[mazHur]

You call this a thread?? huh...

Even the ones you call terrorists would not dare to float such a thread in God's name!!

Wake up, boy....try to respect opinions, faiths and beliefs of others too without resorting to self-loathing declarations!

 

[edgray]

You call this a thread?? huh...

Even the ones you call terrorists would not dare to float such a thread in God's name!!

Wake up, boy....try to respect opinions, faiths and beliefs of others too without resorting to self-loathing declarations!

dude... it's in the humor section... ever heard of a joke?...

... and the only people I call terrorists are the politicians in Whitehall and Washington DC....

 

[porterjack]

here is my 2 cents

Bob Dylan is not God

he just thinks he is

 

[edgray]

here is my 2 cents

Bob Dylan is not God

he just thinks he is

hang on I thought Eric Clapton was God?

 

[Zorak]

Even Ringo is bigger than Jesus.

 

[Zorak]

Even the ones you call terrorists would not dare to float such a thread in God's name!!
!

I guess that's the difference between religous goat fuckers and sex offenders, and normal minded secular people. :24:

 

[mazHur]

Even Ringo is bigger than Jesus.

That is the worse example of blasphemy! you are lucky not to be somewhere in the ME...

 

[mazHur]

I guess that's the difference between religous goat fuckers and sex offenders, and normal minded secular people. :24:

with so many gays, sissies and stray women around there is hardly any need to fuck goats!!

 

[mazHur]

hang on I thought Eric Clapton was God?

Yer god maybe...

 

[Zorak]

.... you are lucky not to be somewhere in the ME...

aint that the fucking truth

 

[mazHur]

aint that the fucking truth

A cancer patient will always take it as the fucking truth that nothing is wrong with him unless his ass gets bloodshot!

 

[Zorak]

A cancer patient will always take it as the fucking truth that nothing is wrong with him unless his ass gets bloodshot!

And the purple flabberjocky worm does ring dances around a tuning fork....

 

[cam elle toe]

someone pass the wine and crackers....this could get interesting.opcorn2: