A Canadian, an Irishman and an Australian are in a bar. They're staring at another man. Suddenly the Irishman says, "It's Jesus!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a bottle of Molson Canadian, a pint of Guinness and a pint of Fosters. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Canadian and shakes it, thanking him for the Molson. When he lets go, the Canadian gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Irishman's hand, thanking him for the Guinness. As he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Begorrah, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Australian who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Australian shouts, "Stay away from me mate, I'm on Workers Compensation!"
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a bottle of Molson Canadian, a pint of Guinness and a pint of Fosters. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. When he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.
He reaches for the hand of the Canadian and shakes it, thanking him for the Molson. When he lets go, the Canadian gives a cry of a amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Irishman's hand, thanking him for the Guinness. As he lets go the man's eyes widen with shock. "Begorrah, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle!"
Jesus then approaches the Australian who knocks over a chair and a table trying to get away from the Son of God.
"What's wrong, my son?" says Jesus. The Australian shouts, "Stay away from me mate, I'm on Workers Compensation!"
