A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia............

[mazHur]

A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up 'wheelie' rubbish bins outside houses and emptying
them into his compactor.

He finds the bin missing outside one house. After having a quick look around he goes to the front door and knocks. There's no
answer. He knocks again, harder.

Eventually a Chinese man opens the door.

"Harro" says the Chinese man.

"G'day mate", says the refuse collector, "Where's ya bin?"

"I bin on toiret", explains the Chinese man, a bit perplexed.

Realising he's been misunderstood, the refuse collector smiles and tries gain.

"No! No mate! Where's your dust bin?"

"I dust bin to toiret, I tole you!"

"Listen, you're misunderstanding me. Where's your wheelie bin?"

"OK, OK," replies the Chinese man with a sheepish grin. Leaning forward he whispers in the collector's ear,
"You no tell. I wheelie bin having sex wi' wife's sista"......

 

[cam elle toe]

No...its an aboriginal actually...

and the garbo says...

Wheres ya bin mate...

and the aboriginal says...I bin right here
the garbo says...no wheres ya wheelie bin...

and the aboriginal says...I wheelie bin in gaol, but dont tell no one.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

*Aborigine. Aboriginal is an adjective

 

[Dana]

*Aborigine. Aboriginal is an adjective

nobody likes a "know it all"

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

nobody likes a "know it all"

Good for you. It's called using the rightful name/common sense, not 'knowing-it-all'.

 

[Dana]

I've always heard them referred to as aboriginals

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Well it's wrong. Aboriginal is a descriptive word, Aborigine is the noun.

 

[Guyzerr]

How do you fuck up a good joke?






































Bring a teacher into the room.

 

[Dana]

how do you fuck up a good joke?






































Bring a teacher into the room.

:24::24::24:

 

[cam elle toe]

*Aborigine. Aboriginal is an adjective

So fail me...its a joke...not an English essay/exam.....geez

 

[Dana]

So fail me...its a joke...not an English essay/exam.....geez

:24::24: pwned

 

[MMMMatilde]

hahaha, haven't heard that one!! nice

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

No need to get narky...I think they deserve to be called right.

And yes it was a good joke.

 

[Guyzerr]

No need to get narky...I think they deserve to be called right.

And yes it was a good joke.

Maybe so but not when the op is in the " Humor " section.

CammyPoo I love you...............

 

[Dana]

wtfs narky?

 

[Guyzerr]

wtfs narky?

Sheesh... even an old bugger like me knows that Dana. Pissed.... knickers in a knot.... plain old fucking mad is something you would understand so ya... lets go with that one.

 

[skyblue]

moody

 

[Guyzerr]

moody

Who me? No way Josie.

I'm just in one of those moods so you better look out.

 

[Guyzerr]

moody

:24: :24: :24:

I just realized you were responding to Dana's question.

:24: :24: :24:

 

[skyblue]

Who me? No way Josie.

I'm just in one of those moods so you better look out.

narky is sort of moody