morons with no sense of direction

temporomandibular joint disorder known as tmj or tmd, aka 'lock jaw'.

Guys in school always joked about never getting bj's from girls with tmj in fear of their jaw tightening and crushing their penor.
:24::24::24: you're not supposed to bite it just scrape it a bit.... and ill be good before this gets moved
 
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I guess that makes me a moron then because I can think of more than one time that I have accidentally turned down the wrong aisle when trying to park at the store, and to people that want to bitch about it and call me a moron when they dont even have a car well Ill refrain from calling you what that makes you then.
 
I guess that makes me a moron then because I can think of more than one time that I have accidentally turned down the wrong aisle when trying to park at the store, and to people that want to bitch about it and call me a moron when they dont even have a car well Ill refrain from calling you what that makes you then.

Right in the kisser! :24:


I've done it accident to, where the lanes are so big it looks like it's two lanes, but I've seen people do it knowingly just to get to a spot before someone in the lane going the right way.

I do love seeing people park in the 'maternity' or 'family' parking who either are male and not pregnant or have no family with them when they park.
 
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